malenky devotchka

Bella Morte
2003-11-05 01:51:41 (UTC)

IHOP

i have had a terrible experience with dining out. every
time i've eaten at IHOP, i have soon after gotten ill. it
isn't a pleasant experience. i had the displeasure of
dining at said restaurant on saturday afternoon. for the
rest of the day, i had a queasy feeling. that night, at
three o'clock in the morning, i awoke to hug the porcelain
god who resides in my bathroom. i threw up everything. it
was horrid. i will not ever eat there again. i got food-
poisoning. still don't feel so good...




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