sodomy_and_lust

The Dirty Slurpee
2003-11-02 05:26:02 (UTC)

Album the locust, lyrics!

1. Moth-Eaten Deer Head
damn it jim, i'm not a magician. and actually not even a
doctor. i'm not a fucking doctor. a cuckoo clock never
gives the right time. we swim up stream for the cuckoo's
dream. it's no surprise just how low some will go.
2. Brand New Set of Teeth
when wet behind the ears get on those bees knees. you can
carry the torch that's never lit. because the ossified
fuck grows those horse feathers. carry the torch that's
never lit.
3. How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
cracking skulls, tearing flesh. have another heart attack.
send 'em in, send 'em in, why don't you try pushing all
the goddamn buttons. maybe just one of them will suffice.
go back to the golf course. if the shoe fits, fuck it.
confidence minimally confirmed, the more unsuspecting
conclusions occur. self model shoe-switching correlation
may be dyslexic. folded and removed, all signs of any
research. 2 2 not equal to 4, hours and hours of
frequency tampering. not to mention variables,
reconstructing codes of silence. when flies ate men, the
procrastinating never started.
4. Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
gee, how seemingly so tranquilized. pull the plug that
anticipates being pulled. nice tranquil thumb in mouth.
collision course with the worst. undeniably stripped bare
past the capacity of catastrophic conditions. lick the
porcelain where your semen lies. swallow your own sorry
and choke on your pride. ahhh, yeah. a shit science,
inevitable. spectacle, introspection, thumbed through to
scrutinize.
5. Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover)
inbred jed, yea you might as well be dead. the removal of
the screws that fasten the brain into the skull. well how
about them hogs?
6. The Perils of Believing in Round Squares
reason and logic have been thrown out the window. a jesus
fish won't save you (from a car crash). fanatic fits (will
only) lead to a mental diaper rash. no matter how you look
at it, worm food is worm food. reason and logic have been
thrown out the window, the scoundrels just don't know it
yet.
7. Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
feed on the flies that feed on the food. making an 180
degree turn. social inadequance from incompetent fucks.
8. Stucco Obelisiks Labelled as Trees
out with the old. this is the new. the minor details have
been overlooked. plastic people making plastic trees grow
out of concrete, this landscape lacks intellectual
quality. emergency.
9. Straight from the Horses Mouth
tighten the tie, lengthen the leg. suck on the shit,
scramble the egg. shed that old skin for some feathers. as
noses bleed, trumpets are trumpeting, noses are bleeding.
triumphant cattle mutilations. that damn saint nick with
chocolate-flavored razor blades.
10. An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
aim for the heart 'cause you've seen it on t.v., aim for
the heart 'cause you've seen it in a movie. often given
what is wanted. because blood only mixes with so many
other chemicals. some of the specifics quickly affect the
brain.
11. Twenty-three Full-Time Cowboys
you look older than you should. and that pretty face can
go to hell. now you can own your own jim jones-style cult.
sometimes werewolves look like little bunnies, and spawn
plenty of others.
12. Backbones of Jack Asses
through with you present tongue. want to split the cost of
bringing this to a head. there is always an open grave for
you and your bullshit.
13. Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
tear the rabbit in half so the meat can eat. tenderized,
sanctified. chalk the walk, kill the talk. your fallacious
arguments spilling out of it's rear end 'til it's been
bled bone dry and used as a token of good charm.
14. Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles an Hour
carpentry isn't overrated, but the human trash that builds
larger examples of non-human garbage definitely run in the
realm of expendability. suicide is not a vice, it's a
virtue and should be regarded as such like lying and
masturbation.
15. High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
undulating backfire. bedroom eyes, twenty/twenty. limping
through the frivolous. scanning through the scandalous.
face to face where do these things come from damn it? out
of unsorted vicious impalement.
16. Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
dad, sister is on fire. shut up and get the marshmallows.
dad, i don't like little brother. shut up and eat what i
give you. let's go. this damn dollar has got to get me
two. dad i'm tired of running in circles. shut up or i'll
nail your other foot to the floor.
17. Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude
to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony Yea Whatever)
painstaking saga fits. downhill path looked over. wide
range of discreet jokes. utopia is fine. glorious phase
tailored nicely. regular ruin freshly disabled/fucked.
18. Kill Roger Hedgecock
most things go unnoticed with your eyes gouged out. they
can only twist your arm so much.
19. Hairspray Suppository
illness is a problem, not a convenience. sometimes things
are started and never finished. the stitch out of time
never saves nine. diagnosed with a fucking illness. rome
was never build in a day.
20. Cattle Mutilation
burnt out and left for dead. you can't break the broke.
what goes around comes around. watch the fuck out. this is
an abduction.




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