weezer2080

I'm a girl, not a band!!!
2003-10-29 03:37:32 (UTC)

Things That Work/Things That Don't

I haven’t done a good list in quite awhile, and have
decided that now would be a perfectly appropriate time to
do so. So, here’s a list (or two rather) to soothe your
restless soul.

Things That Work


Manual toothbrushes
Socks
Rain
Q-Tips
Sharpened pencils
The sunrise
Soap
Magnetic North
Biting your nails
Post-It Notes
Chocolate
A good cry
Postage stamps
Birthdays
Pillows
A broom
Magnifying glass
Mafia
Atomic bomb

THINGS THAT DON’T WORK


Long distance relationships
Square tires
The chicken dance
Soymilk
Being at work at 6am
Wallpaper
Billboards
Dustbuster
Blinkers
Deserts
Iraq
Contempo Casuals
Jeb Bush
Freeze dried food
Fingerless gloves
SPAM
Trash dumps
George Bush


It’s a condensed list (like soup!). Feel free to leave me
notes if you have any more ideas.


Ciao.


~L