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It smells like poop over here
2003-10-27 06:28:24 (UTC)

if i close my eyes

ill sleep for days." alkaline trio, always a good song,
always a good lyric.
i got pretty drunk this past weekend. thursday: mike,
sasha, rich, eric, tricia and i went up to the buddha.
everyone was having fun, then when we got home, drama
struck. mike and sasha fought, tricia and i fought. sasha
thought her and mike broke up, and tricia took 21 asprin.
eric stayed on the computer the entire time. i made tricia
puke up the pills then drove eric home. im mad aobut the
incident, but ill let it slide through my memory. sasha
and mike are ok now.
so friday rolls around. jared's sister becca calls me up
and asks if she can just hang out at our house till she
heads off to the football game. through out the course of
the evening, she is trying to rape me. rich and bill's
brother dan (whose actually really cool) are chilling with
me and becca. she's moving my hand all over her. up her
shirt, over her tits, on her cootch...all over. she left
two big ass hickies on my neck so now i really have to
avoid lauren. funny thing is, i would have fucked becca. i
had sex with tricia the other day (i don't remember if i
wrote about that) so cheating on lauren now is no problem
because i know i can't get caught. you know what that
makes me? the biggest asshole on the face of the planet.
im still going out with a girl i once loved and i still
might or i will love again and i just cheated on her.
but anyway, back to becca. it was kinda cool to have a
young, little hot thing all over you, telling you to fuck
them n shit like that. so yeah, i would have fucked her,
but do you know what stopped me? not the fact she's
jared's sister, not the fact that no one knows if she's a
skank (she acts like a whore but no one we know has hooked
up with her), not the fact she's only 15 (yes, i know, im
an old horny slimeball) and not the fact im with lauren
(which should have been reason enough)...but it was the
fact that earlier in the evening, before we were drunk, i
said "you just want dick from anyone and you don't care
who it is." she agreed. that was the only thing that
stopped me. i think it was because i only want to be with
a girl that i know cares about me, or at least one that's
not trying to get with every guy in sight.
so anyway, to my last and final point of the evening.
im a fat, stupid, ugly mother fucker whose going to hell
because i may very well be leading on my current
girlfriend throught a possible pointless relationship
where i have cheated on her a few times and.....i am the
biggest fucking asshole in the world. hmmm...also, becca
can't kiss, she kisses like she's sucking dick.

mike




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