Hiro Protagonist

Life and Times of a pre-occupied mind
2003-10-13 08:36:40 (UTC)

A little scare

So my wife informed me last week that she was a bit late for
her monthly visitor...For you idiot fellers out there, thats
"menstration cycle" I wasnt too worried...I figured she was
just a bit late, and it would come at any time...Im a guy,
so obviously I dont actually know what the fuck Im talking
about half the time, and I ESPECIALLY dont know shit about
female cycles (besides the crossbars are curved instead of
straight).
So as each day passed and my wife failed to bleed (Im a
chump I admit it) We both started to stress out...now we
are married with one child already, so this isnt like a huge
earth shattering life changing entrapment thing...just a
complication due to poor planning. We are usually careful
with our sex...so odds are we wont have another child unless
we want to...but there is ALWAYS room for fuckups...(all you
kiddies out there should remember that before bedding down
with the next stranger).
The days passed and we started long term plans involving
baby clothes and work changes.... Well, to make a short
story even shorter, my wife started the ole hemogloben slide
today, so she aint preggers...wheh. Thats a bit of a relief
there...but Im sure nothing like what two people Unmarried
in high school might feel...Im glad I missed those experiences.




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