Diary of Stuff (Volume I)
2003-10-08 22:54:04 (UTC)

kILL bILL, KiLL BiLL!!!!!!!!

I think I wanna go see this movie. Tarantino does one hell
of a fine job of putting together memorable movies for me.
I don't quite know how he does it, but his style is so in
line with mine, that, that, well, I don't know, it just
is. If I were to do a film, it probably would be some
modern version of Macbeth or Hamlet or something, but
really really cool...

Got this link sent to me, and it was upleft hilarious, that
I have to post it here, if nowhere's else, I tell you
what...(some bad language follows, so plug your eyes if you
won't be down wif it.

Top Ten Things for Samuel L. Jackson to say in Star Wars

11. I'm a bad ass light saber wielding motherfucker,
motherfucker. When my force senses the darkside, I become
the Superfly Jedi. I'm the blasters of the Temple - from
Momochi Sandayu

From that lovely chappie Colm O Connor

10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause
these ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.

9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never
know, 'cause even if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy

8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely,
positively, have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper
in the room... accept no substitutes.

7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck
we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on

6. Feel the Force, motherfucker.

5. What ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak
Bocce on What?

4. You sendin' the Fett! Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to

3. Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What the
brother gonna do? He's a wookie.

2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?

1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, 'Bad
Mother Fucker.'

Also took the 'Which pulp fiction character are you?'
I wuz Lance, lol, the hash/drug dude, lol. (I don't do the
stuff, mind you, in case you wuz thinking)
My favorite question wuz:
When shit goes down . . .
And my favorite answer wuz:
you get hostile, yet philosophical at the same time