Halow Effect

The Nile's Edge
2003-10-07 06:12:41 (UTC)

Everyone Knows One

yeah, there's one in every class, one in every
office...every crowd. THE BROWN-NOSING KNOW-IT-ALL who is
the ONLY one who thinks he/she's hot shit. i know
one. "bobby" and yes. that's his real name.

i don't like bobby. i don't think the class likes bobby.
and at this point, i DARE to say that the teacher doesn't
even like bobby (but the prof's gotta fake it for
professionalism) but you know - you KNOW mr seals never
wants to call on him again. when bobby raises his hand, i
can see the vein in mr seals's forehead start to throb. my
left eye twitches. bobby makes these points...mostly about
his own opinions...almost all of the time, it's nothing
remotely interesting, relevent or impressive. i think he
does it just to stretch his neck out incase he ACCIDENTLY
stumbles accross something the teacher actually cares
about. it's all an attention pitch. and khristina, the
other freaky one (bobby's friend) even pales in comparison
to "bobby-ness". sometimes i think that even in her
nerdiness, she knows bobby's a moron. i can see her roll
her eyes when bobby starts one of his bobby rants that
often don't make any bobby sense. they don't do anything
but make the two pretty girls in the back giggle at his
OVERWHELMING DORKITITY

***(dork stupidity = dorkitity)***

*** i couldn't think of a fitting description of my
monsterous disdain for bobby...so i made a word up.***

bobby's got glasses magnifying his eyes, red hair,
freckles all over (poor thing) and no eye-brows visible to
the naked eye (most likely a result of his nasty hair
color). he's not even close to being attractive (in my
opinion) and yet he carries himself as if he's the
sweetest piece of ass this side of the Mississippi. even
if that's the case...some people can be unattractive but
sexy (i.e. mic jagger, david bowie, malcolm mcdowell, hugh
grant)...yeah...it's possible. but bobby's so far gone,
there's nothing that can help him. him acting sexy only
looks sad and nauseating. and coming from me, you know
that's a hopeless situation. i'm not one to say anyone's
ugly unless i truly think it necessary. pity he's got no
clue he's a dorkus gratus.

speaking of dorks, i miss gus =) he still hasn't mailed
me, so i guess he's not able to escape anytime soon. me
either, actually.

bobby...hell. he's done nothing but be himself, but for
78% of the group, that's NOT A PLEASENT 50 minutes of
class for three days out of our week.




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