Krissypoo

Just some thoughts
2003-09-21 15:03:00 (UTC)

The negative attributes of being a girl a.k.a. Having a Uterus

Every month I am reminded of the horrible things that
happen to girls. Your not gunna like this if you're a guy
but I'm pretty sure no one but maybe toph reads this and
he hears about this from me anyway

1. The stomach aches that no male will ever understand.
2. The depression one day and bliss the next. The anger
one minute and the sorrow the next.
3. The constant mood swings day in and day out.
4. Irritable.
5. The water retainment.
6. Being thin on Sunday and fat un Monday. (or any other
days)
7. Huge boobs that last a week.
8. The overies pushing on the bladder. Can you say
overactive bladder?
9. Looking pale and sick for 5 days.
10. Not being able to go shopping.
11. Worrying if you "leaked" on your khaki pants.
12. Working out for Months, only to see it have no results
for 7 days.
13. Eating healthy, no cravings for sweets, and then boom
you wanna eat everything and will power is a thing of the
past.
14. The coincidence that it only comes on important days;
vacations, dances, etc.
15. Crying for the sake of crying.
16. Not being able to watch anything remotely sad on T.V
for fear of falling into deep depression. (Road rules made
me cry..Road rules!)
17. Bitching about everything.
18. Trying to find someone who has a tampon.
19. Not knowing exactly at what moment of what day you're
going to start.
20. sneezing, coughing, laughing. I think you know what I
mean.

I'll name a few, but you girls catch my drift I know.
Michelle this is dedicated to us this week. When will we
start? who knows, it's just part of being a girl, the
wondering.




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