Woodsmoke

Montana bound
2003-09-14 00:14:16 (UTC)

And then came Lorin

Well, today just went from what was supposed to be fun and
laughter to utterly depressing and completely devoid of all
enjoyment. Okay, so it's not that bad, but it would have
been if I'd have stayed with the guys.

Sean and Dan showed up at about 2 or 3 this afternoon, and
we went down to East Elementary to play a game they made up.
It was pretty fun, actually. Eventually Andy and Yoshi
showed up, and things kind of went downhill from there. No
offense to you two, you're just not really compatible with
their personalities. Increasingly, I'm beginning to think I
no longer am, either.

After we went to Evil-Mart to get some drinks, Dan proposed
we call Lorin for something to do. I wasn't necessarily
wild about the idea, but I didn't say anything because I
didn't want to open up the can of worms that would come with
them discovering my dislike of him due to the differences in
our beliefs.

Anyone that knows Lorin understands, he's not just a good
boy, he is the living epitimy of "Good Little MORG Boy."
When we got to his house and asked if he could think of
anything to do, the first idea he presented was to go see
the new BOM movie. Needless to say, I almost lost my
control with that one, though luckily I kept quiet my
thoughts on that idea. When we left Lorin's house and he
saw the Mountain Dew in Sean's car, he started preaching to
me. "You'll be shooting blanks when you're older."
"Mountain Dew is the Devil's urine." "So what's say we
crack it open? Literally, crack it open and let it run down
the gutters, because that's where it belongs." "Here, let
me throw that out the window for you."

I'm amazed I kept my cool. I wanted so badly to blow up on
him, to tell him to go to Hell and that I no longer believe
in his ADHD human God, let alone the rules and precepts put
down by his "priests" and "clergy." I still do. I can't
stand self-righteous pricks like him! They drive me
absolutely insane!

Long story short, I realized that there was no way I was
going to have any more enjoyment with him tagging along, so
I faked a call from my brother then informed the guys I had
to come home to water the tomatoes. Complete bull shit, I
know, but it suited my purposes; it got me away from BOM Boy.

I hope Jessica's available tomorrow, I really want to go out
with her again. It's been a while now, and it's always so
much fun when we're together.

Oh well, I suppose I'll find out, eh?




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