Mezzo Swede

A Toast to World Domination
2003-08-28 06:47:53 (UTC)

Bachelor of Navigation: Pending

Crap. I am not in the mood now either. What's WRONG with
me? Why don't I want to write anymore? I seem like I don't
want to do ANYTHING anymore. Even taking a shower seems
like too much effort these days. Well, ok, that was an
exaggeration.

Onward. If nothing else, I guess I can brief you all on my
life. More SamTrans training, which means more bus rides to
random places. At least today I got where I needed to go.
Yesterday, I was all whacky, and ended up somewhere
completely different. My assignment was to go South, pass
through three towns, and end up at the Train Station.
Somehow, I managed to go NORTH, and ended up at the mall.
Not only that, but since I was in the wrong place, my only
option was to get off the bus, and then get right back on
to go back to where I started. So not only was I in the
UBER wrong place at the UBER wrong time...but the bus
driver looked at me like I was extremely stupid. Which
apparently, I am. Four college degrees, but can't ride a
bus. That just goes to show that no amount of education can
prepare you for public transportation.

I did a make-over at Friday's today. Strange, but true. A
guy was having a bachelor party there, and came dressed in
a wedding dress. He had a list of tasks he had to fulfill.
One was "Get a girl to put make-up on you." Good thing I am
always prepared. I felt the same way a doctor must feel
when called upon to perform some medical procedure on an
airplane....or not. I guess saving someone's life thirty-
thousand feet in the air is a LITTLE different from putting
make-up on a random guy in drag. At Friday's. Estee Lauder
to the rescue.

Tomorrow I am going to some Estee Lauder event, involving a
smart blend of cocktail dresses, photographers, important
people from trendy magazines...all in honor of our
new, "less nasty than the others" fragrance. Hopefully it
will also involve food. That would be nice.

I bought a recital dress today. It was way too expensive. I
am sure my father would agree. I sure hope I am not the
only person in the world who thinks it looks good. That
would be tragic.




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