Timothy

Jack's Twisted Kingdom
2003-08-23 02:51:03 (UTC)

random chats

'fo sheezy.
what the fuck does that mean in english? you
should understand that having a day job precludes me from
'keeping it real' and as such, I lack a certain familiarity
with the language of the 'streets' as it were.

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serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong

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(JHawk111420) Hey whats up, a/s/l?
(Lady Renegade) more than you want, I'm sure :)
(JHawk111420) ill take that as a challenge ;-)
(Lady Renegade) take it any way you want sweetie
(JHawk111420) k, how old are ya?
(Lady Renegade) probably too old for you, but let's pretend
I'm 20 ;)
(JHawk111420) k, what do ya look like?
(Lady Renegade) before or after I'm dressed up?
(JHawk111420) both :-D
(Lady Renegade) well......after I'm dressed up, I have long
sexy red hair, nails painted red to match the slinky dress I
have on, stiletto heels, pouty lips, green eyes, boobs out
to here, and a smile that stops
traffic
(JHawk111420) and before your dressed up?
(Lady Renegade) before I'm dressed up, I'm bald and wearing
boxers...sometimes my weenie is peeking out
(Lady Renegade) hello?
(Lady Renegade) hello?
(Lady Renegade) hello ....

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i need to find a used ddr 3rd mix machine
*** Joins: DigDug
([email protected])
good fucking luck
you're looking at $8000 wihtout shipping
even used
whatcha talking about, bob?
a filipina chick
the ones you buy in exchange for bringing them to
the us
my dad is thinking about helping pay for one so
we can stick it in an arcade and make some money :o

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I'd like to perform a one act play I call,
"Creative screwed me like a bitch"
Buy me! I'm ever so sexy
ok. come home with me and we'll play among
the stars
tee hee! I love you, boo!
I love you too, audigy
:: later ::
there, you're all installed. how do you feel?
down in front!
LET JESUS FUCK YOU! VRAAAGH!
* audience gasps.
* audigy is putting noise across your PCI channels
Mein leben!
* hard drive has died
Blaaah! blaaaugh! your mother sucks
cocks in hell! graaagh!
aaieee
*modem has died
and the new modem I got connects at 32k tops
By far, that's the best one-act IRC play I've read
this season. Do I smell a Tony award?