Mieko

Goddammit!
2003-07-30 13:07:23 (UTC)

Would You Rather...?

Have living eyerbrows that crawl about your face
OR
leave a trail of paprika wherever you go?

Weighing the options...I can't stand to have things
crawling over me (well things no, people yes) So I think
having eyebrows do it would be particulary disturbing.
Have you seen my eyebrows? Not to be disgusting, but there
quiet hairy. Erlack. Plus, how would I ever go out in
public? They'd never stay put.

Decision: I could always hire a broom boy to follow after
me and clean up my paprika for easy dispense later to the
public. Everyone wants paprika. It smells quite nice
too...and its not crawling on me. ewww.




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