down in my eyes
to the ugly & fat people.
Elaine called me just now. She has a nickname that she
uses on everyone- her boyfriend, our dad,...& me. I
answered the phone,
her: "hi... is Fatso there? her name is janice."
me: "ehh. no fatso here. ithink i know janice, tho.
but, she's the skinny person, here."
her: "no, i've seen her. she's pretty faat. i'm very
me: "ur kidding me! she looks thin, to me."
her: "maybe from far away. but, up close, she's
Ha. Cookies, anyone?
Other random quotes that popped in my head for some
"Ugly people get laid... By other ugly people." -Mark.
me: "ur getting soo tan, now, ur almost black!"
danny: "yeh. i'm yo' niggah."