anne81584

Deep Thoughts
2003-07-02 06:22:20 (UTC)

more ovaltine, please

ok so me and dad were driving home today and we saw a
billboard for ovaltine...you know, ovaltine, that chocolate
shit thats been around since the 50's, but you still cant
think of one damn kid you know who actually drinks it? well
anyways, we see this billboard and craig turns to me and
says, you know the ovaltine man in a pervert right? of
course i am shocked to hear this come from my conservative
father, a man who I swear would have sex with rush limbaugh
if my dear mother wouldnt find out... so, i ask him to tell
to me why he thinks the ovaltine man is a pervert. he
explains the scenario of a day in the life of a ovaltine
man.

"ok so hes this middle-aged slightly balding man who makes
a living following small children around and politely
asking them if they would like to taste his milk that he
has in his little push around cart..."

yeah, okay, so ill tell you what this sounds like to me.
this sounds like a man who perhaps once many years ago, had
a bad experience with an ovaltine man...ouch...steer clear
kids...watch out for the creepy ovaltine man...you know i
bet he hangs out with the creepy ice cream man, too...now i
know everybody knows that you cant be an ice cream man
without having somesort of horrible physical ailment or a
police record...thank god im lactosentolerant...




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