Carrie Matthews

Wakeup Little Carrie
2003-06-19 17:56:41 (UTC)

Benefits of sex!!!!!!!!!!!

You've gotta read this. It's hilarious!


Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a
person is
sexually active or not?


1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that
when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone
estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.


2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of
suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced
cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on
during that
romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It
stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more
enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases
endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of
euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The
sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals
called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world.
IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing
encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of
the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session
can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a
natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.




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