sweetiepiefuckface

Getting My Grub On
2003-06-12 13:56:25 (UTC)

Monkey Pox

shit, I wrote this long ass entry, but my computer crashed... so here
I am at work trying to recreate something that was most likely
worthless anyhow. I have been up since 5 am. Hot Damn, what is
my problem? I am awake, refreshed and groovin. So, I thought
since I skipped out of work yesterday, I would come in and work a
couple hours this morning. At least until noon... then I will skank
outta here. No one is here yet./. weird to be in here all alone. Woo
hoo, I can fuck around until someone gets here.

Monday night was horrific. I had to go to this fancy dinner party
with all my coworkers at some expensive, hoity-toity fucking place.
I mean, getting a $50 dollar free meal is nothing to sneeze at, but I
would have gladly sacraficed that for a quiet evening at home.
Everyone was drunk, and the rich lawyer guy that was paying for
everything sat right next to me... kept making crude jokes and
being obnoxious. And every time he thought he was saying
something funny, he reached over and put his hand on my
shoulder or arm. I know he wasn't trying to get fresh or anything,
but it just creeped me out big time. After three and a half
nightmarish hours, I finally begged off and went home to collapse.
I couldn't sleep a wink that night. So, I called in sick to work
yesterday and slept all day. Hey, they made me go to the stupid
dinner, serves the bitches right.

So, I am feeling kind of spunky today. Spunky? What kind of
fucking word is that? Uh, My name is August, and I feel spunky. I
also live in a tree and my favorite color is clear. If you couldn't tell, I
am a natural blonde. Nothing against blondes, mind you.....since I
happen to be one. But shit, if I can't rag on myself, who can?

Shit, NOBODY better be ragging on me but myself or I'd have to
give them WHAT FOR. You know what I mean? Make them into
my bitches and make em cook me dinner and shit. Bitch, fix my a
turkey pot-pie!

I gotta go, somebody just showed up.

Talk to you monkey pox having bitches later

-August




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