sporkeme

sporkeme
2003-06-08 21:36:28 (UTC)

Frat Row HERE I COME!

I just hope the poor kids can keep up. I newly leased an
apartment. I will reside in a cozy one-bedroom apartment
with northern exposure. Yes, the northern exposure made the
deal. I amuse myself more often than not.

So yes, about frat row... I live across from it. I've got
alphas, betas, gammas, deltas, etc. If it's Greek, it lives
across the street. It's awesome. Drunken manly men (let's
hope) ripe for picking. I can't ask for more.

The lady who leased it is a bit dippy, but that's ok with
me. I'd rather have her dippy than bitchy. She'll be the
one listening to my gripes.

I've met my next-door neighbors. They can't wait to get out
of the apartment. Apparently I've got some guys across the
hall who smoke stogies and other *stuff*. Notice the word
stuff does not incriminate anyone. Clever, I know. I've
got an old couple next door to me. I'll be completely moved
in within the month.

As I've already told Jason, the cops are going to have to be
my friends. Adjacent to my building is a rent-a-cop
station. They're not exactly police. They're the
University's cops... should be interesting.

I live two blocks from Hillel, which is actually the reason
I took the apartment. Hillel is a Jew crew of sorts.
Anywho, time to sign off. Until next time...




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