sweetiepiefuckface

Getting My Grub On
2003-06-02 14:44:26 (UTC)

Cowboy the Fuck Up.

Lazy morning sipping coffee and eating a bran-apple muffin
that I made. Yeah, I am domesticated like a little bee-
atch. Man, I slept hard last night... I don't think I even
got up to pee... which is unusual for me. I woke up from
some weird sex dream... about strippers and fucking deer
antlers. eeew.

I must have some weird latent tendencies. Actually, I KNOW
I have some weird latent tendencies. Don't know exactly
the whats or hows, just that they are there, just below the
surface, waiting for me to jump out of bed, open my
trenchcoat and say, "Suprise! Anyone want a lolly?"

I just took my last dose of antibiotics for the big C. I
have an appointment scheduled for June 11th to get a full
STD workup at my doctor's. The last thing I want is for
something to seriously be wrong so I might not be able to
have a baby one day. SHIT, I don't need a wake-up call
AFTER the fact. I am already awake. I already accept that
I can't cooze around anymore, throwing pussy at anyone who
shakes a stick at it. I KNOW. I KNOW. Now, pretty
please, don't make me pay the price for it.

I kinda like being alone these days. Puts everything in
perspective. When I am obsessed with a guy, it is all I
write about/think about. I have a life outside of that,
and I like it quite well, thank you.

My pussies are so cute! They are both curled up on the
couch on top of each other. I love Cleo so much for taking
Mr. Orange Pants into her arms, and welcoming him. He
needs a surrogate mommy like Cleo. kiss kiss.

I love my pussies.

I love my coffee.

I need to masturbate, but don't feel like it. Actually,
don't feel sexuall at all right now. It must be a
compulsion... one of my many sexual dysfunctions.

I should really call Erika and hook up with her. Hmm, all
we ever do is smoke a J. Been a while. Speaking of J's, I
lost one... and it was a FATTY too. A friend had given it
to me. We were outside so I stuck it in the little pocket
in my purse. When I went to retrieve it a couple days
later, it wasn't there. I searched high and low. Oh well,
if I set it free and it does not return, it was never mine
to begin with.

I need to go dip in the pool. But wait, I think it still
has filth floating on top of it. Might as well take a dip
in the sewers for all that.

Need to do some chillin, thrillin and a little bit of illin
before work.

-Augusta Phalange




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