munkyweasel

Radical Belligerence
2003-05-28 03:07:17 (UTC)

Today I Screwed Up Again

Hey, sorry I left you for so long. Well fuck today, just an
outline then? Outline.

Yesterday:
- I forgot to say, another thing about Mark right? I said I
wanted to get a bass and a 12 string acoustic, and Mel was
like "Mark has both of those." As if I would not get
jealous. I wish I were quite so very fucking cool!
- Though, I should mention this. I thought about it, and
even though I can think of one thing I am jealous of for
everyone else, I can also think of one thing they could be
jealous of me for. So.

Sara Keane was really hot today. But she never noticed me,
which I guess is for the best since, ya know, everytime a
girl does notice me I act like a jackass and fuck it up.
Jackie looked good too. And I didn't really look at Summer.
Kwani was dressed like a slut.

Morning:
- Yeah yeah, found out the chicks hate me cuz I am 'creepy'
and 'too nice.' I thought we were beyond that. Well screw
it, chicks are evil anyway, and mean, and I shall cease to
talk to them and start making friends who are guys.

Homeroom:
- Worked on History study guide, thankfully I finished it.

1st hour:
- Okay, first of all, just fuck pencils man. We had to have
a pencil. My mechanical pencil got jammed. I did get it
unjammed like right before the test but, ya know what?
Mooneyham said we can't use mechanical pencils. Fuck that!
It says "#2" right on the fucking thing. It's a #2 FUCKING
PENCIL LEAVE ME ALONE. I wanna get all the wood pencils and
pile them up and set them ablaze. And ya know something
else good about mechanical pencils. THEY NEVER SHRINK.
Something else? YOU DON'T HAVE TO KILL A TREE TO GET ONE. I
could go on all day. They are sturdier. They don't smell
like processed wood. Fuck you if you don't agree with this
next one, I don't care, it's my diary not yours, but the
erasers are better. They have little clips on them. They
can be refilled. Enough.
- There was a mooneyham in our window. She is always spying
on our class. Fuck her.

2nd hour:
- I hate pencils. And Mooneyham was in our window again.
- Test. I whispered "I don't get this shit!" and somehow
Mrs Bailey heard. I whispered! Oh well. I mest with Bekah,
Iqbal did too. She hid his movie ticket in her bra. She
took it out once to wave it around and then when she put it
back in there I saw a lot of boobie.
- The test lasted 3rd period too.

Before 4th:
- Matt went to go mack on his ho's, Summer and Kwani. Of
course Mrs Davis was there, but he used his bball skillz to
fake her out and go around, but he just walked past them. I
went to class.

4th:
- Let's see, when I came in, that kid, Greg Fox, was
complimenting Mr Rowe's son.
- In case I haven't done this already, here is some
background info on Greg Fox: He is never in class. He is
mr. knowitall. he somehow doesn't have to even do anything,
even when he is helping Mr Denmark.
- Jason hates him, and for good reason. He kept saying he
was gonna hit him and stuff, hehe. Greg went to help some
kid with the computer right? Since he knows everything, he
is allowed to act as a teacher. So then Jason said what he
had been saying before, "Hey kid can I hit you?" only this
time he said it a little too loud and the kid was a little
too close. It was SO damn funny.

Courtyard:
- Mary got me down. In class I had asked her why she likes
JR more than me. But I will not... I must listen to more
Shai Hulud, I am faltering in my supposedly steadfast ways.
Or something.
- fuck all them kidz.

Lunch
- I saw Brittany Repp in line, didn't say hi. I secretly
like her but she doesn't like me. And, thankfully, I am too
scared (and smart) to admit it cuz she always says we
couldn't go out using the excuse that our sisters are best
friends. Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt.
Great.
- Mean chick. I saw Noelle, she was mean to me. She thinks
I am creepy as well. Well ya know what? Fuck her, fuck you,
and fuck everyone. That other chick, I forget her name,
fuck her too cuz I was just making a comment and she had to
be all fuckin sour. She got some chicken and I said "Oh you
got the best one!" and she just kinda gave me a look like,
not the "whatever" look but just mean. Damn it was like...
crap. Girls suck.
- They ran out of chicken fingers and had chicken wings,
but everyone wanted the chicken fingers. Good thing I ate
mine before everyone started begging.

After Lunch:
- Matt left with his dad. I dunno why, ahh doesn't matter.

5th:
- Played munchies. Carolina was on her period and Mooneyham
wouldn't let her go to the restroom. She even openly
announced it. I mean, at first they were all talking about
it and like "she has to let you go!" Then Mooneyham came
back (probably from spying on other fuckin classes,) and
Carol begged and then told her, and she still wouldn't let
her go. She even said it was inappropriate to talk about at
school. She probably doesn't know what it's like cuz she
never umm... ahh can't think of anything.

6th:
- Yup, mooney was in the window again. That must be her
favorite pastime.
- There was much hanky-panky. Hopper later told me that
Bekah was flashing everyone.

I miss everything good.

Oh well, I shall witness something somefuckingday.

- we watched Prince of Egypt.

7th:

- Watched Zorro, ate chips. I don't think anything happened
in that class. Oh wait...
- Derik asked me if I'm bi. I said no and who told him. He
said Amber. Which came as a bit of a shock, since I would
have expected Mel...

Dismissal. Amber was shocked and she said she never said
such a thing to Derik. It was Mel. Fuck it all. Shall I
die? No. I'll move to Holland where I can get free welfare,
legal prostitution, and marijuana. And no mean American
girls. Kwani was hanging out there too, and AJ came up and
talked to her. how lovely. then umm, I yelled, I got on my
bus.

Bus was funny. Roberto was making fun of Stevo. it was
funny. I don't feel like typing.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh




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