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I don't think any part of the human body disgusts me the
way a toenail does.
The other day I slipped my foot into my boyfriend's shorts
to stop him from walking away so slyly he lowered his balls
down onto my big toe to rub against it. Sadly, part of my
toenail was sticking straight up and worked like a straight
edge razor, cutting on of his balls and causing him to jump
up and scream like a girl. I laughed for the next hour and
as he recovered he did too, but it was humiliating and so

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