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book of D
2003-05-13 23:20:12 (UTC)

harriet tudman

gangsta. 4lyf.

just when brittney spears seems to have run out of record
executives to sleep with, her musuc coincidentially stops
being heard.

shake your bon bon

prom was good. people were drunk. saw the detention lady
get freaky on the dancefloor. its funny how all those
preps act like they go out and have such a fun time on
weekends, but i pretty much saw what they considered fun
on friday. so the deal is, if ur a guy, and u get drunk,
and u talk unreasonably loudly, sticking out ur chest,
with a fake boston accent and pointing ur fingers in every
which way, ur officialy cool. then they throw a pickup
line at a girl who would do them if they dropped their
pants on the spot, and sport a grin afterwards, feeling
proud. and then, finaly, they go around punching each
other in the shoulder, and laughing hysterricaly. i want
to be like them when i grow up.

basicaly, the underlying cause of their fun is drunkenness
and hooking up with women. thats understandable. what isnt
understandable is why they're american pie frat boy
wanabees. they're only useful for distracting teachers
during class. as actual people or companions, they're
almost worthless. not completely worthless cuz they at
least make u look good in front of ur prom date.


matt knosp loves mentos...... or just simply men




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