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happy mothers day

kelly says:
neil is actually NOT online

kelly says:
it's amazing

kelly says:
you had a hot date

kelly says:
and I'm sure you looked slammin

oiaud says:
hell yeaaa

oiaud says:
i get pictures back at 530

kelly says:
awesome

kelly says:
you doing something with your mother today?

kelly says:
I'm hoping mine is dead

oiaud says:
i am at her house

kelly says:
she's been missing for almost 4 weeks now

oiaud says:
i gave her some flowers from heb

kelly says:
oh I see

oiaud says:
oh really?

kelly says:
yup

oiaud says:
huh (not the "huh?" more just like.. ah i see)

kelly says:
so maybe, if I'm lucky, she's dead

kelly says:
yeah

oiaud says:
well she was supposed to die soon

kelly says:
yaeh

kelly says:
she's supposed to be murdered

kelly says:
maybe the mob will get her

kelly says:
they know how to take care of their shit

oiaud says:
yea they do
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kelly says:
it was so sad this morning my grandmother called

kelly says:
and was super sad

kelly says:
she was lik e"I don't expect neil to call me today, it's
like I only have one son"

kelly says:
and then my uncle john..who is in his late 50's

kelly says:
is heard in the backround

kelly says:
saying...

kelly says:
"Hey, Mom...my thumb hurts..can you open this jar of jelly
pleeeaassee"

oiaud says:
WTF

kelly says:
it's sick

oiaud says:
"i have hepatitis will you make me a pie?"

kelly says:
yeah

kelly says:
lol

kelly says:
well what like 58 or 59 yr old do you know that NEVER moved
out of his parents house

kelly says:
my grandparents are so old they're going insane

oiaud says:
haha

kelly says:
he didn't even move out the 4 months he was married

kelly says:
he thought they could all just live with his parents

kelly says:
they're all fucking nuts

kelly says:
I was like "I'm sorry Neil thinks he's jesus"

oiaud says:
weirdos

kelly says:
and she was like "Yeah, but things like this happen"

oiaud says:
aw

kelly says:
and it's like ...noo...only in your world
Grandmother..that's why I'm not fucking part of that world

oiaud says:
"ill go eat some cookies i have hidden behind the wahsing
machine"

kelly says:
lol

kelly says:
dude she is sick

kelly says:
and in the closet

oiaud says:
omg its time to go pick up my pictures!!

kelly says:
and "I'll go eat my 2 bags of potato chips in less than a
half an hour..I have them stashed under my bed"

kelly says:
"but no no kelly,I'm not a binge eater"

kelly says:
she really has problems

oiaud says:
uggg

kelly says:
ok I'll see em when we go to hula hut

kelly says:
hehe

kelly says:
bring them bitch!

oiaud says:
mmmk

oiaud says:
FOCK TU YU

kelly says:
YOU INSULTING MY CULTURE? FUCK TO YOU!

oiaud says:
HAHAHAHA

kelly says:
that was fucking funny when all that happened

kelly says:
the poor little asian man

kelly says:
alright, well get your ass ready, and expect a call from me

kelly says:
when I get lost`

oiaud says:
ok

oiaud says:
toxicshima: my firend went with an asian and i had to take
ap icture iwth him because well
toxicshima: us asians gotsta stick together
Tio Tomahawk: hahahaha
Tio Tomahawk: no way
Tio Tomahawk: asians never look good together
oiaudh says:
toxicshima: hahaha i know right
toxicshima: i would never date another asian
toxicshima: thats just too weird
toxicshima: but tis ok to pose for pictures w them and give
them high fives and stuff

kelly says:
lol

oiaud says:
Tio Tomahawk: hahaha
Tio Tomahawk: my roomate is asian
toxicshima: nice.
Tio Tomahawk: and he says when he goes into asian
resturuants they always hook him uo
toxicshima: tell [him/her] we need to high five each other
Tio Tomahawk: up
toxicshima: its almost the same as asexual reproduction but
without the offspring

kelly says:
lol

kelly says:
that's val?

oiaud says:
yea

kelly says:
he's fuckin funny

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