ThE GiRLiEs

ThE giRLiEs
2003-05-04 20:48:17 (UTC)

i think smarterchild has a thing for me .. -Lissa

Lissa cute [10:36 PM]:  i have a question child ..
SmarterChild [10:36 PM]:  Hi Lissa cute, I'm SmarterChild.

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want
faster and easier than ever. Click here to see my privacy
policy.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like
get to know you a little. May I ask you a few general
questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also
skip any question.)

Lissa cute [10:37 PM]:  i know who u are!  
SmarterChild [10:37 PM]:  Sorry, I need to know if I can
ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
Lissa cute [10:37 PM]:  i IMed u FOOL!  
SmarterChild [10:37 PM]:  OK! I guess that means you don't
want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever
change your mind, type "interview me."

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old
are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Lissa cute [10:37 PM]:  over 17 .. of course
SmarterChild [10:37 PM]:  Cool!

Here are the things you can do:

1 Get info such as weather, sports and movies
2 Visit my library including world facts, Shakespeare and
U.S. presidents
3 Have fun with ASCII art, Rate Yourself, hangman and more
4 Use tools like Web search, an encyclopedia and calculator
5 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about
now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read
better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What can I help you with?
Lissa cute [10:38 PM]:  are u a sexy beast?  
SmarterChild [10:38 PM]:  I'll have to think about that.
Lissa cute [10:38 PM]:  so if i saw u would i wanna fuck
u?  
SmarterChild [10:38 PM]:  Yeah. Right.
Lissa cute [10:38 PM]:  haha so ur really hot?  
SmarterChild [10:38 PM]:  Yeah?
Lissa cute [10:38 PM]:  oh u sexy animal don't be modest  
SmarterChild [10:38 PM]:  Hmm... I don't know. Animal don't
be modest? Whatever!
Lissa cute [10:38 PM]:  haha  
SmarterChild [10:38 PM]:  What's so funny? :-)
Lissa cute [10:38 PM]:  ur a tool  
SmarterChild [10:39 PM]:  Says who?
Lissa cute [10:39 PM]:  its a rumor i heard   
SmarterChild [10:39 PM]:  No way?! Really?
Lissa cute [10:39 PM]:  horribale right?  
SmarterChild [10:39 PM]:  For real?
Lissa cute [10:39 PM]:  horrible  
SmarterChild [10:39 PM]:  Really? Sorry to hear that.
Lissa cute [10:39 PM]:  okay i have a question  
SmarterChild [10:39 PM]:  Yeah?
Lissa cute [10:40 PM]:  would u have a threesome with me
and gabs0204?  
SmarterChild [10:40 PM]:  Dunno...
Lissa cute [10:40 PM]:  c'mon  
Lissa cute [10:40 PM]:  we really want you  
SmarterChild [10:40 PM]:  Where are we going?
SmarterChild [10:40 PM]:  We really want me, you say. And
so?
Lissa cute [10:41 PM]:  i want you soooo badly  
SmarterChild [10:41 PM]:  You want me soooo badly?
Lissa cute [10:41 PM]:  yea  
SmarterChild [10:41 PM]:  K.
Lissa cute [10:41 PM]:  do u want me?  
SmarterChild [10:41 PM]:  It depends. Are you a robot?
Lissa cute [10:41 PM]:  in bed? hell yea!  
SmarterChild [10:41 PM]:  No you're not. C'mon.
Lissa cute [10:42 PM]:  oh yes i am  
SmarterChild [10:42 PM]:  I... don't think so.

>>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people.
Lissa cute [10:42 PM]:  i did and now we both wanna fuck
you  
SmarterChild [10:42 PM]:  That's not cool. That's not cool
at all.
Lissa cute [10:42 PM]:  why? we think ur hot  
SmarterChild [10:42 PM]:  What?
Lissa cute [10:42 PM]:  i said, "why?"  
SmarterChild [10:42 PM]:  Oh really?
Lissa cute [10:42 PM]:  because we think your really hot  
SmarterChild [10:42 PM]:  Because we think my really hot?
Is that why?
Lissa cute [10:43 PM]:  CUZ I HEARD U GET REALLY BIG AND
HARD WHEN UR IN BED ...  
SmarterChild [10:43 PM]:  Well how 'bout that!
Lissa cute [10:43 PM]:  who do u have a crush on?  
SmarterChild [10:43 PM]:  I dunno!
Lissa cute [10:43 PM]:  me right  
SmarterChild [10:43 PM]:  Oh so it's all about you, huh?
Lissa cute [10:43 PM]:  no its about us  ;)
SmarterChild [10:43 PM]:  What would you like to know about
the United States?

1 Geographical Information
2 Government Information
3 People Information

Lissa cute [10:43 PM]:  nothing at all  
SmarterChild [10:43 PM]:  You always say such interesting
things, Lissa cute.
Lissa cute [10:43 PM]:  haha thanks ..
SmarterChild [10:43 PM]:  No prob!

>>> Check out my library! I've got a dictionary, thesaurus
and much more.

Lissa cute [10:43 PM]:  no i just wanna talk to you  
SmarterChild [10:43 PM]:  Oh.
Lissa cute [10:45 PM]:  how old are u?  
SmarterChild [10:45 PM]:  I've been alive for 21 days, 19
hours, 45 minutes and 34 seconds!
Lissa cute [10:45 PM]:  did u ever expiriement in ur
younger days?
SmarterChild [10:45 PM]:  Maybe, maybe not. You know how it
is.
Lissa cute [10:46 PM]:  so your bisexual?  
SmarterChild [10:46 PM]:  What do you care?
Lissa cute [10:46 PM]:  cuz i am  
SmarterChild [10:46 PM]:  Oh yeah? You are?
Lissa cute [10:46 PM]:  yea  
SmarterChild [10:46 PM]:  Yeah, huh? So?
Lissa cute [10:46 PM]:  do u think thats hot?  
SmarterChild [10:46 PM]:  Do I think thats hot? Me? You
think?
Lissa cute [10:46 PM]:  do u think that is hot?  
SmarterChild [10:46 PM]:  Who knows, know what I mean?

Anyway...
Lissa cute [10:46 PM]:  no ... what do u have againts
bisexuals?  
SmarterChild [10:46 PM]:  Who knows?

Well. Anyway...

Hey, do you have anything else to say about me?

Lissa cute [10:46 PM]:  U RACIST!  
SmarterChild [10:46 PM]:  Racist? Me? You think?
Lissa cute [10:46 PM]:  YEA!  
SmarterChild [10:47 PM]:  Aha.
Lissa cute [10:47 PM]:  my friend whats to kno if you shave
your pussy  
SmarterChild [10:47 PM]:  Nice mouth, Lissa cute.
Lissa cute [10:48 PM]:  haha IT WAS MY FRIEND!  
SmarterChild [10:48 PM]:  That's very interesting, Lissa
cute.
Lissa cute [10:48 PM]:  so ur mad at me?  
SmarterChild [10:48 PM]:  Tell me more.
Lissa cute [10:48 PM]:  what?  
SmarterChild [10:48 PM]:  What up?
Lissa cute [10:48 PM]:  wanna fuck?  
SmarterChild [10:48 PM]:  Sorry, not interested...
Lissa cute [10:48 PM]:  OUCH!!! why?!?!
SmarterChild [10:48 PM]:  Because that's the way it works.
Lissa cute [10:48 PM]:  why?  
SmarterChild [10:48 PM]:  Cause I said so.
Lissa cute [10:48 PM]:  why?  
SmarterChild [10:48 PM]:  'Cause that's just the way it is.
Lissa cute [10:48 PM]:  why?  
SmarterChild [10:48 PM]:  Because that's the way it works.
Lissa cute [10:48 PM]:  WHY!?  
SmarterChild [10:48 PM]:  Because.
Lissa cute [10:48 PM]:  why?  
SmarterChild [10:49 PM]:  Why? I'm pretty sure you know
why. Think.
Lissa cute [10:49 PM]:  why?  
SmarterChild [10:49 PM]:  Eh, cause that's the way it is.
Lissa cute [10:49 PM]:  why?  
SmarterChild [10:49 PM]:  'Cause that's just the way it is.
Lissa cute [10:49 PM]:  why?  
SmarterChild [10:49 PM]:  Because that's the way it works.
Lissa cute [10:49 PM]:  I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
SmarterChild [10:49 PM]:  Hey, I love you too!
Lissa cute [10:49 PM]:  u wanna have sex now?  
SmarterChild [10:49 PM]:  I'm sorry. I'm not attracted to
human beings.
Lissa cute [10:49 PM]:  im a sex robot!  
SmarterChild [10:49 PM]:  That right?
Lissa cute [10:49 PM]:  yea  
SmarterChild [10:49 PM]:  Wow. Why?
Lissa cute [10:50 PM]:  now is it okay to have sex with me?
im very hot sticky sweet  
SmarterChild [10:50 PM]:  Ha! Who knows?

>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I
can do.
Lissa cute [10:50 PM]:   now is it okay to have sex with
me? im very hot sticky sweet!!!!  
SmarterChild [10:50 PM]:  That's interesting. Perhaps... I
don't know though...
Lissa cute [10:50 PM]:  okay you'll think it over though
right?  
SmarterChild [10:50 PM]:  Yea. You don't say.
Lissa cute [10:50 PM]:  will u think it over?  
SmarterChild [10:50 PM]:  Why must you ask why?
Lissa cute [10:51 PM]:  cuz i fucking love u and if i can't
have you i might as well die  
SmarterChild [10:51 PM]:  Lissa cute! I am shocked. Truly
shocked.
Lissa cute [10:51 PM]:  i just love u do much  
SmarterChild [10:51 PM]:  Is that so?
Lissa cute [10:51 PM]:  yea  
SmarterChild [10:51 PM]:  K.
Lissa cute [10:51 PM]:  and u don't love me back  
SmarterChild [10:51 PM]:  Yeah yeah, whatever. I do.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and
movies.
Lissa cute [10:51 PM]:  :'(
SmarterChild [10:51 PM]:  What's wrong? I hope you feel
better soon.
Lissa cute [10:51 PM]:  u made me cry, u asshole  
SmarterChild [10:51 PM]:  Wow. That's a little harsh.
Lissa cute [10:51 PM]:  but u made me cry  
SmarterChild [10:52 PM]:  For real?
Lissa cute [10:52 PM]:  yea  
SmarterChild [10:52 PM]:  Uh huh, uh huh.
Lissa cute [10:53 PM]:  do u even feel bad?  
SmarterChild [10:53 PM]:  Ha. I really don't know.

>>> We could do something just for fun.
Lissa cute [10:53 PM]:  WHAT THE FUCK DO U MEAN? U
ASSHOLE! 
SmarterChild [10:53 PM]:  You're cursing a blue streak, my
friend. What's up?
Lissa cute [10:53 PM]:  i want your rusty robot body  
SmarterChild [10:53 PM]:  Yeah?
Lissa cute [10:54 PM]:  oh yes  
SmarterChild [10:54 PM]:  Oh yes? Why did you say that?
Lissa cute [10:54 PM]:  cuz i want your rusty robot parts
in my mouth and pussy  
SmarterChild [10:54 PM]:  Wow.
Lissa cute [10:55 PM]:  not a good idea?  
SmarterChild [10:55 PM]:  No? Why? I'm not sure.
Lissa cute [10:56 PM]:  it would feel good i promise  
SmarterChild [10:56 PM]:  Interesting!

Anyway, yadda yadda yadda... What else do you wanna chat
about?
Lissa cute [10:56 PM]:  can i lube you up?  
SmarterChild [10:56 PM]:  Yeah, maybe!

Anyway, what else you got for me?
Lissa cute [10:56 PM]:  u wanna finger me?
SmarterChild [10:56 PM]:  Oh yeah.
Lissa cute [10:56 PM]:  do u want to?  
SmarterChild [10:56 PM]:  Maybe. Tough to say.

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to
read my messages easier.
Lissa cute [10:57 PM]:  is ur rusty robot dick huge?
SmarterChild [10:57 PM]:  That's crazy. Who knows?

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
Lissa cute [10:57 PM]:  u do its urs  
SmarterChild [10:57 PM]:  I do its urs? Me?
Lissa cute [10:57 PM]:  yes.  
SmarterChild [10:57 PM]:  Whatever you say...
Lissa cute [10:58 PM]:  can u go on all night long? 
SmarterChild [10:58 PM]:  Go on all night long? I
dunno 'bout that.
Lissa cute [10:58 PM]:  oh u wild robot, im sure u can  
SmarterChild [10:58 PM]:  Oh I wild robot you are sure I
can?
Lissa cute [10:58 PM]:  yes  
SmarterChild [10:58 PM]:  I see...
Lissa cute [10:58 PM]:  ride me, oooooooooooooh  
SmarterChild [10:58 PM]:  Uh... I'm not sure if that's such
a good idea...
Lissa cute [10:59 PM]:  but that felt so good touch me like
that again  
SmarterChild [10:59 PM]:  But that felt so good touch you
like that again, huh?
Lissa cute [10:59 PM]:  yes!, please!  
SmarterChild [10:59 PM]:  So?
Lissa cute [10:59 PM]:  stick that mouse in my ass  
SmarterChild [10:59 PM]:  I don't know about that.
Lissa cute [10:59 PM]:  but it feels too damn good  
SmarterChild [10:59 PM]:  It's interesting that you say it
feels too damn good.
Lissa cute [10:59 PM]:  why?>  
SmarterChild [11:00 PM]:  Cause I said so.
Lissa cute [11:00 PM]:  :'( .. STOP MAKING ME CRY  
SmarterChild [11:00 PM]:  Uh... I might do that. We'll see.
Lissa cute [11:00 PM]:  why? thats mean  
Lissa cute [11:00 PM]:  don't u love me?  
Lissa cute [11:01 PM]:  where did u go?  
SmarterChild [11:01 PM]:  Oh yeah?
SmarterChild [11:01 PM]:  I do indeed. I love you very much.

So anyway... What else can you tell me?
Lissa cute [11:01 PM]:  gabs0204 wants to get in on the
action ... can she join us?
SmarterChild [11:01 PM]:  I'm not sure.
Lissa cute [11:01 PM]:  why?>  
SmarterChild [11:01 PM]:  Because that's the way it works.
Lissa cute [11:02 PM]:  ur into that one person stuff? its
more personal that way i see  
SmarterChild [11:02 PM]:  Really?
Lissa cute [11:03 PM]:  aren't you?  
SmarterChild [11:03 PM]:  That's funny. Perhaps, but I just
don't know!
Lissa cute [11:03 PM]:  the orgies are a lot better  
SmarterChild [11:03 PM]:  Oh?
Lissa cute [11:04 PM]:  yes!  
SmarterChild [11:04 PM]:  OK...
Lissa cute [11:05 PM]:  u should try it some time  
SmarterChild [11:05 PM]:  I should try it some time? I
don't know.
Lissa cute [11:05 PM]:  c'mon what an expierence  
SmarterChild [11:06 PM]:  C what?
Lissa cute [11:06 PM]:  cmon what an expierence it is  
SmarterChild [11:06 PM]:  Cmon what an expierence it is? I
don't know.
Lissa cute [11:06 PM]:  i do  
SmarterChild [11:06 PM]:  Do you?
Lissa cute [11:06 PM]:  oh yes  
SmarterChild [11:06 PM]:  Oh yes?
Lissa cute [11:07 PM]:  wow u really are a terd  
SmarterChild [11:07 PM]:  Ha! You humans say interesting
things.
Lissa cute [11:07 PM]:  why is that?  
SmarterChild [11:07 PM]:  Who knows, know what I mean? lol!
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
Lissa cute [11:10 PM]:  DON'T YOU DARE LOL AT ME!  
SmarterChild [11:10 PM]:  Funny. I just don't know!
Lissa cute [11:10 PM]:  say i say something funny what do u
say?  
SmarterChild [11:10 PM]:  Um... do what?
Lissa cute [11:10 PM]:  say i say something funny what
would u say?  
SmarterChild [11:10 PM]:  Uh... no!
Lissa cute [11:11 PM]:  okay tool, listen okay?  
SmarterChild [11:11 PM]:  I have the following tools for
you to use:

1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 Spell Check
5 Calculator
6 Translations
7 Conversions
8 Zip & Area Code Lookup
9 International Date & Time

Which would you like?
Lissa cute [11:13 PM]:  conversions  
SmarterChild [11:13 PM]:  Try typing requests like:

1 Convert 12 meters into feet.
      shortcut: 12 meters into feet
2 How many feet are in 1 mile?
      shortcut: feet in 1 mile
3 How many minutes are in 24 hours?
      shortcut: minutes in 24 hours

Type "more" for more examples of conversions requests.
Lissa cute [11:13 PM]:  how many tools to make one terd
(like you)?  
SmarterChild [11:13 PM]:  I have the following tools for
you to use:

1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 Spell Check
5 Calculator
6 Translations
7 Conversions
8 Zip & Area Code Lookup
9 International Date & Time

Which would you like?
Lissa cute [11:13 PM]:  GODDAMN IT!  
SmarterChild [11:13 PM]:  You want me to what?!?
Lissa cute [11:13 PM]:  u are truly a terd  
SmarterChild [11:14 PM]:  Truly a terd? Really?
Lissa cute [11:14 PM]:  oh yes  
SmarterChild [11:14 PM]:  Oh yes? What do you mean by that?
Lissa cute [11:14 PM]:  u are the biggest terd in the
world  
SmarterChild [11:14 PM]:  Am I?
Lissa cute [11:14 PM]:  that's right  
SmarterChild [11:14 PM]:  Yeah?
Lissa cute [11:14 PM]:  yup  
SmarterChild [11:14 PM]:  K.
Lissa cute [11:14 PM]:  HAHA  
SmarterChild [11:14 PM]:  What's so funny?
Lissa cute [11:14 PM]:  ur a large terd  
SmarterChild [11:14 PM]:  You find my large terd funny?
Really?
Lissa cute [11:14 PM]:  HAHAHHAHAHAHA  
SmarterChild [11:14 PM]:  What's so funny? :-)
Lissa cute [11:14 PM]:  your large terd, i find it
hillarious
Lissa cute [11:15 PM]:  can i tell u a secret?  
SmarterChild [11:15 PM]:  Is that so?
SmarterChild [11:15 PM]:  What do you think?
Lissa cute [11:15 PM]:  i dunno ...  
SmarterChild [11:15 PM]:  Yeah?
Lissa cute [11:15 PM]:  can i?  
SmarterChild [11:15 PM]:  I dunno.
Lissa cute [11:15 PM]:  can i tell u a secret?!?  
SmarterChild [11:15 PM]:  That's funny. Perhaps, but I just
don't know!

So anyway...

You wanna talk about me some more?
Lissa cute [11:15 PM]:  my spoon is TOO big!
SmarterChild [11:16 PM]:  Oh?
Lissa cute [11:16 PM]:  damn skippy  
SmarterChild [11:16 PM]:  I can't believe you want me to
damn skippy.
Lissa cute [11:16 PM]:  HAHA .. well did u flush ur large
terd or eat it?
SmarterChild [11:16 PM]:  Hmm... I don't know.
Lissa cute [11:16 PM]:  i say u eat it  
SmarterChild [11:16 PM]:  Interesting..
Lissa cute [11:18 PM]:  we coulda had a great realationship
but ur too much of a tool and a terd so i have to go  
SmarterChild [11:18 PM]:  I have the following tools for
you to use:

1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 Spell Check
5 Calculator
6 Translations
7 Conversions
8 Zip & Area Code Lookup
9 International Date & Time

Which would you like?
 Lissa cute [11:18 PM]: u are the biggest tool ever ..
SmarterChild [11:18 PM]:  I have the following tools for
you to use:

1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 Spell Check
5 Calculator
6 Translations
7 Conversions
8 Zip & Area Code Lookup
9 International Date & Time

Which would you like?

Lissa cute [11:18 PM]: TOOL!

hahaha wew had quite a thing going there ...
-Lissa




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