Trying To Be Myself

What can I possibly say to upset you?
2003-04-26 03:14:57 (UTC)

The Wedding Date Predictor

YOU ARE CLOSE to finding "the one!" We have carefully
calculated your responses according to our scientific
formula and harmonized the results to the Venutian lunar
calendar. But don't get your hopes up to hear those
wedding bells soon, because your bridesmaid days aren't
over just yet.

YOU WILL BE MARRIED BY: Saturday, June 9, 2007

Social Factors
On the social front, you are pretty serious marriage
material. As you read this, forces beyond your control are
aligning to put you on the altar with Mr. Right. It's you,
girl. Your number is up, and someone out there is just
dying to pop you the question. There's no need to book a
flight to Vegas, but you might want to start thinking
about your wedding gown.

Emotional Factors
Emotionally, you seem to show some inner hesitations about
marriage. C'mon, you didn't think you could hide it from
us, did you? You've got what it takes to make the plunge,
but you seem to want a little more time. There is
something more than the "jitters" at work here. Maybe you
just want to enjoy your single status for a little longer.
Go for it, Honey, and tell them Emode says it's OK.

Sexual Factors
You have very few sexually motivated reasons for avoiding
marriage. Of course, the carefree single life can pose a
strong attraction, but you probably prefer the thought of
devoting yourself to one person. It's true that there are
a lot of unsolved mysteries out there, but once you've
found the right person, it's time to close shop.
Congratulations on having the strength and security to
know what's right for you.

Oh My Goodness!!! I Cant Believe I Was Even Interested
In This Test!!! It's Hilarious Tho (heehee) ^_^




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