twisted_black_spade

Thought Bubbles From Deranged Koi
2003-04-17 04:29:16 (UTC)

a paper is not a happy kitty cookie

a paper is not a happy kitty cookie
a test is not a happy kitty cookie
rehersal is not happy kitty cookies, unless are rehearsing
to make happy kitty cookies, in which case is still not
actually happy kitty cookies.

i just drank a lot of soda. to the tune (even though soda
cant sing happy kitty cookie songs) of 64 oz fountain soda.
never really been into fountain drinks until here. mabe is
the abundance of 7-11's and Mickey's here, and the lack
thereof back homeage. have some venison jerky that has a
wee bit too much soy on it. is ok, but too potent. i likes
it with little soy and a bunch o garlic and cayanne (i know
thats not close) pepper. mmmm tasty. Tournament is in two
days. 48 hours from now, the winner will be decided. will a
new champ grace the floor, or will the old champ continue
his reign?
i kicked lee in the knee twice, and my tosies hurt. ouchy
ouch. need to make my pre fight mix tape tomorrow to assist
me into the zone and focus. oooh tummy feelings full from
soda. oh well. i would like to apologise to everyone who
was being bratty and i returned in full to. i was wrong and
should accepted my fate and and just taken it as to not
cause worry over hurt feelings. :( :( :(
GRAVITY IS A HARSH MISTRESS!!!!!!!
(but then so is someone else i know) ((heh heh heh))
(((carrot?)))
ok, enough says i. distractions are not for tonight. later
distractions will be needed, and maybe will provide mirth
on or about 4 am, when a brief relaxation distraction is
needed, but the distractor has to get up a mere hour later
than that and head to work. :( one thousand words are
worth a picture, so just repeat this all over and over
until you fall asleep and youll see pictures. it would be
amusing if we dreamt (???) like the old movies, where the
lips moved and then a card with the words appeared. that
ouwld be kick ass! especailly some of the dreams ive had
(oh ho ho). think am gonna head for the shower-o-matic and
get ready for my early morn and horrendous work scheme
tomorrow. its gonna be hell. especailly if all the mucky
mucks decide to show up and be pretty. grrrrr.
functionality over form!!! bombs arent pretty, but look how
much we use them! thats gonna be my new professional
outlook. "gee im sorry my report didnt have the whole inch
and a half margin on it, but look, we still use bombs and
theyre not pretty. just effective. SO FRIGGIN DEAL WITH IT
YOU INSIPID TWIT! I DONT HAVE TIME TO TYPE ALL THIS CRAP
PRETTY AND NEAT! I DONT KNOW HOW TO USE POWER POINT TO MAKE
A PRETTY PRESENTATION!!! if i make a presentation, i dont
want people sitting around going "hmm, i enjoy the range of
colors he picked. nice bitmap colors that are also web
compatible. i must ask him....blah blah blah" NO! i want
the people there to actually learn something, concentrate
on that which i am doing, and pay attention to me. ME!
REMEMBER, THE LOWER PAID GUY WHO KNOWS MORE BUT MAKES LESS?
IM TEACHING YOU HOW TO WORK THIS AND NOT DIE! DONT KNOW
WHY, CAUSE OBVIOUYSLY IF YOU DIE, I GET A NEW JOB, ELSE I
JUST KEEP KILLING YOU ALL OFF (thank you BOFH for all your
inspiration.) (mid rant note: that is Bastard Operator From
Hell. look it up on google. great stuff)

.......... crap. paused to explain myself and now my
rant has passed. well see how many of these morons try to
kill me tomorrow. oh yes, we will see. and so with this, i
bid adeiu, and may the words flow smoothly from mind to
hand, and the nights work end quickly.




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