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Ezoic
2003-04-16 06:15:08 (UTC)

This is GENIUS


I found this somewhere else on the site and want every one to see
it so im spreading it around. enjoy.

DO NOT DELETE THIS E-MAIL!!! YOUR LOVE LIFE IS
AT STAKE!! THIS WORKS I SWEAR JUST READ
BELOW AND FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS AND YOUR
DREAMS WILL COME TRUE. PLEASE TRUST ME!!!!!!!


~*~*~*~*~*NO CHEATING!!*~*~*~*~*~*

1. Make a wish. Think really hard about your wish for 10
seconds. Then scroll down to number 2.
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2. Pick a number between 1 and 10. Keep the number
in your head or write it down.

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3. Pick ONE of the following letters and keep it in your
head or write it down:
O C S B M T
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4. Pick a number between 50 and 150. Keep this
number in your head or write it down. Keep it seperate
from the other number you picked.
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5. Now in your mind picture your crush. Imagine them
leaning over to kiss you, or holding your hand. Think
really hard and make it as realistic in your mind as
possible.
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* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*NOW COMES THE FUN
PART!!*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

1. Remember the number you picked in part 2? Well
that number is the equivalent of your IQ. Anyone who
didn't see through this load of BS obviously isn't too
bright.

2. In part 3 if you picked the letter:

O then you will live in an Out-house when you grow up.
I hope those things have showers!

C then you will live in a Car when you grow up. At least
you won't have to pack to go on a trip!!

S then you will live in a Safeway dumpster. At least you
get the finest sumpermarket trash, delivered right to
your door!!

B then you will live in a refridgerator Box. Hope it's
waterproof!

M then you got lucky! You live in a luxurious one
bedroom Mobile home in Kentucky. Yeehaw!

T then you live in Trailor Trash land. Smoke a fat one
for me, bessie!

The number you picked in part 4 is the number of times
you'll go to jail for trying to whore yourself out to the chief
of police or for getting caught shoplifting ziploc bags
from the local supermarket.

Remember part 5? When you imagined yourself getting
cozy with your crush? Well I hope you have a good
imagination, because it's NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!!!

Ah yes, we forgot part 1. You made a wish. Well by now
you realize that this is a slightly pessimistic, if not true,
e-mail. Would it break your heart if I told you that you're
never going to amount to anything more than a
white-trash hick with really bad breath? Oops sorry I
wasn't supposed to give away the ending. Well your
wish probably won't come true. But who knows?
Someday you just might get that chance to see the
world's biggest ball of twine or get an opportunity to
shag Leonardo DeCaprio crazy. Just don't hold your
breath.... On second thought, hold your breath.


Feel free to forward this to anyone who you think needs
a WAKE-UP CALL. It's a good impersonal way to say,
"Hey you! QUIT SENDING ME STUPID CHAIN
LETTERS!"
-someone who cares

(A note from jim: This thing worked for me. Whoever wrote this E-
Mail MUST be MY soul mate. Unless its a guy, because that
would be rank)


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