The FEMALE Masked Avenger

How Low Can You Go?
2003-04-11 17:29:04 (UTC)

ok now....

this day has been crap. i hate it. i woke up and was like "GOOD GOLLY
GOSH I LOVE SLEEPING IN!"(okay, yeah, i edited the language a little)
and then sat up. then i realize that it isnt supposed to be light
outside at 6 in the morning, so i run downstairs and look at the
clock
on the oven which just happened to be showing 12:37 in big green
numbers. oh yeah, i felt like shit. so i collapse onto the floor
infront of my stairs, crying and gagging, and finally get the
composure to go call my mom. what does she do? ooooh she completely
kirks out. her
13-year-old, good-student daughter is crying to her on the phone
about
how bad she feels and how she actually did want to go to school today
b/c it was the student/teacher basketball game and because she wanted
to turn in her essay for english, and all my mom does is say "clean
your damn room" and "you had better not leave that house or let
ANYONE in!" or "its because you are on that damned computer way too
much" or accuse that same daughter of actually not finishing her
essay, or of having some dreaded test. yeah, i really cant stand my
mom. i called her, which obviously shows i didnt want to be getting
in trouble, and i was crying for bobs sake, and she still will never
believe me. okay, so now that ive vented, let me write
some random things that have been going through my head
this friday afternoon:

1) i have like 2 friends in my whole school
2) fudge from kind's dominion is really really good
3) dani's life is like a soap opera-mine is just a
depressing, fucked-up episode of a messed up show where the
child is put under too much pressure to do well and is
constantly being accused of being a delinquent anyway
4)wtf is a chinchila
5)dan rather was probably a jock in high school
6)i can shake it
7)i think long-distance friendships only work when both of
the people want to keep them going
8)tyler shymansky is a total and complete man-whore
because he oes out every weekend, gets drunk and/or high
and has sex...like i said tyler, "sex doesn't make you a
slut, LOTS of sex makes you a slut...unless, of course,
you're married and your spouse is really horny."
9)the cliques in my school really suck ass
10)there are probably a lot more cliques at Horace Mann
then weinberg will admit to
11)i love long lists...but often hate making them
12)"True love" is 8 letters long...but then again. so
is "bullshit."
13)oh, and since i'm disussing fun little quotes, why dont
we put on someone's new favorite-"i go through boys like
toilet paper-once they are done kissing my ass, i flush
them." you go girl.
14)jordan and dj flirt way too much for people who supposedly
dont like me
15)that last one sounded really cocky
16)girls really suck sometimes...
17)...though, i would never want to be a man...


until i think of more assanine things to think of,
The FEMALE Masked Avenger




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