Jack's Twisted Kingdom
2003-04-10 07:25:32 (UTC)

sins? perhaps...


1. You were last angry at: parental unit

2. What is your weapon of choice? my wicked tongue

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? no, hopefully

4. How about of the same sex? violence begets violence. so,
if someone decided to beget it on me, i'd use a pipe, a
wrench and duct tape.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
parental unit

6. What is your pet peeve? wrestling

7. Do you keep grudges? mm, suprisingly.. no


1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you
haven't done in a long time? clean the cat litter

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 6pm

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but
haven't: dave, val, steffi, mike, others..

4. What is the last lame excuse you made? i'm busy

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through
(one of the long ones...)? no, close tho

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? months

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your
alarm clock today? 4 times, possibly 6


1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? those
silly genko-gibloa drinks with like, herbal stuff

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? mm, white

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one
sitting/outing/event? a 26er of vodka and a case of coolers

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No.

5. Do you have an issue with your weight? always, in this
regard, i'm almost like some of the grrls i know, only, worse.

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? yes

7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and
thought, "LUNCH"? i love my pets like there were my children

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting
movies/family)? mmm, more than i have fingers to count on

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting
physicians/family)? fewer than i have fingers and toes

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch
of a member of your gender of choice during a normal
conversation? yeah, i'm so evil!

4. What is your favourite body part on a person of your
gender of choice? eyes, neck, and lips

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? To be
one? not that i am aware of..

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
yep, every 6 months like clockwork, whether i have sex or
not with anyone during that time


1. How many credit cards do you own? i had 5

2. What's your guilty pleasure store? ebay

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? buy the
house my grandfather build and i grew up in. invest the rest
of it and open up a cafe or lounge.

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich, famous is boring

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make
megabucks? yeah

6. Have you ever stolen anything? yeah

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 19,257


1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
survived the last 10 years without killing anyone

2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most
proud of? see above

3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
finding and keeping true love

4. What is the one thing you like most about yourself? my mind

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you
were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? no

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?

7. What did you do today that you're proud of? got up early

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want
to have for your own? money

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? loki,
somehow, he ended up with the better end of the stick

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you
be? Heath Ledger, or Avril Lavigne boifriend, or Famke
Jansen's boifriend

4. Have you ever thought of cheating? never, ever

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different
from your own? yeah

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you
had for yourself? to be more passionate

7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? Not really.

8. Finally, what is your favourite deadly sin? Envy...