BluGrl223

What's It All About?
2003-04-07 15:37:43 (UTC)

Worst Date Ever

Friday, I was hanging out with John at his house and his
friend Boyd was there. So Boyd was playing a game on the
computer and John and I were sitting on the couch, talking
and flirting with each other. His sister-in-law came home
and asked me if I wanted to stay for lunch, so I said that
I would as long I wasn't imposing. Boyd, John, and I were
informally in charge of cooking, and John went to the
store to pick up some stuff. Boyd and I were in the
kitchen alone talking and he told me that John told him
some stuff about me. He said that I was nice and then I
heard Boyd say that I was "very attractive" under his
breath. I practically spit out my Coke! No, I don't have
low self-esteem, but let me just say that Boyd is NOT "a
looker", so to speak. So John came back from the store and
I pulled him into a corner and asked him what he told
Boyd. He said he couldn't remember! So then John and Boyd
started making jokes about me working at BK and John said
something about "two all beef patties and special sauce"
and that's when Boyd added, "Are we sure the special sauce
is what they say it's made out of?" I took that to mean
something sexual, like maybe John told Boyd about what
we "talked" about over the phone that one night. So I
pulled John aside again and said, "Don't think I don't
know what you're doing!" That's when I told him that I
knew he was trying to set me up with Boyd. John
said, "Well, you're single and he's single." And
I'm thinking, "Yeah, I can see why he's single!" At the
end of the day, I gave Boyd my phone number because he
wanted to take me out for drinks the next night. I made
plans to go out with him the next night (what moron turns
down free drinks?), and when we went out to the bar, I had
a great conversation with him. We seemed to have a lot of
life experiences in common, and we felt the same way about
certain issues. But after I let him kiss me (big mistake),
things just went downhill from there. First off, he bit my
upper lip when he kissed me, then he wouldn't stop hanging
all over me the rest of the night. I was on the dancefloor
with my friend Stephanie and by this time, the bar started
getting crowded and so did the dancefloor. I was sweating
and I guess Boyd took that as a signal to come up behind
me, grab me and grind his body against me. I pushed him
off and he asked me what was the matter. I told him that I
just needed some space. When I feel like dancing with
someone, I will and when I don't, I won't.
When he walked me home, I kissed him (with my mouth
closed) just one more time, and then he asked me if I
wanted to go out on a second date. So I lied and said
sure, and he said, "Yes!" and did that thing where you
pump your arms behind you or something. He was like some
terminally ill, Make-A-Wish Foundation kid and I was his
trip to Disneyland! Mike looks like a total gentleman
compared to Boyd!
I had a talk to John and told him that the next time he
decides to set me up with someone to think twice. He and I
were supposed to hang out today, but it's snowing pretty
bad, so I doubt he'll show up. I'll probably just call him
when I get home.
Oh, I talked to Steph and she told me that Eric, the guy I
was with New Year's Eve, got deployed to Iraq shortly
after he left here, so I don't know if I'll ever see him
again. I just hope that he's okay. I haven't stopped
thinking about him since the night we made love, and I
pray for him everyday. Maybe if I'm lucky, he'll be here
again for Christmas...and maybe we can have a repeat of
New Year's! :)




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