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GayDood
2003-04-03 15:25:47 (UTC)

UWS stands for......

A few years back, I was accosted by a friendly group of
hot, gay guys while out at a bar. One of them used a cheap
line of admiring my pants, we talked for a few minutes and
the compliments of "Oh, my god...you are SO not old enough
to be legal! Stop it!" were growing pretty thin.

Anyway, they had given me an invitation to a pre-Christmas
party.

The invite said "Come Be Naughty Before You Have to Be
Nice." with an illustration of the hottest little raver
Christmas Elf I've ever seen.
Anyway, it was a UWS party...and this scared me.

UWS...I thought about the anagram.

"Be Naughty Before You Have to Be Nice." and I thought I
had figured it out!

An UnderWear & Socks Party! It had to be one of those
perverted parties where everyone has clothes-check at the
door, there's a punch bowl full of condoms on the living
room table, and by midnight the cordial atmosphere turns
into a giant orgy.

Still...I contemplated the idea. I was fear-striken, the
weather was horrible that night anyway, so I decided not to
go.

Anyway, I JUST found out not five minutes ago what UWS
really stands for...

...

UPPER WEST SIDE! I'm such a dork sometimes.




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