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The World According to Johndus
2003-04-03 02:08:27 (UTC)

Do you have SARS?

With all that bullshit surrounding that outbreak of S.A.R.S
(severe acute respiratory syndrom), I thought I'd inform
the public about symptoms of this outbreak...

SIGNS OF S.A.R.S
1.)Respiratory Problems (yeah...i guess that's why it's in
the acronym)
2.)Fever over 100.4 degrees farenheit
3.)Death (yeah, that's a good sign that something's wrong)
4.)Yellowing of skin (oh wait, that's common in Hong-Kong)
5.)Walking around like a jackass in business clothes with a
dust mask on. (come on, it's SARS, a viral outbreak! A
fucking mask isn't gonna help!)

I like how people think it's some kind of warfare used
by the Iraqis. Think about it...why the hell would they let
it loose in Eastern Asia? If anything, there'd be 50 deaths
and 1,800 cases of it IN THE UNITED STATES. I think Iraq
has better things to do than to kill off Chinese people.
Oh, what people will do for a story on Fox News...Tisk-Tisk.




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