TofuNutBalls

if i want to...

best thing ive ever read.... DEF READ

"To nobodys surprise there were protestors today in DC,
they attempted to disrupt the metro system and block the
Key Bridge, a leading artery into DC from Northern
Virginia. I got hosed twice because I come in from NoVA on
the metro and it is raining hard which makes traffic worse
any way. My commute was long and arduous and only caused
further resentment for protestors (but that isn't the point
of this thread).
Anyway, I'll get to the point. ...."

"..I got off my train in Rosslyn because I had to use the
bathroom and the train was moving quite slowly. When I was
getting back on the train, there were protestors on the
train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of
America. I politely declined to take one.
An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator
and a young (20ish) female protestor offered her a
pamphlet, she politely declined. "

The young protestor put her hand on the old woman's
shoulder as a guesture of friendship and in a very soft
voice said, "Ma'am, don't you care about the children of
Iraq?"

The old woman looked up at her and said, "Honey, my first
husband died in France during World War II so you could
have the right to stand here and bad mouth your country.
And if you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your
*** and open it."

I'm glad to report that loud applause broke out among the
onlookers and the young protestor was at a total loss for
words

i am going 2 to find that old lady and give her a hug...

bye lol