NiceDudeGuy

The Mystery, Misfortune and Mayhems of t
2003-03-23 17:51:02 (UTC)

We Should Have Brought Shotguns

"what does marcelus wallace look like?"
"what?"
"what country are you from?"
"what?"
"what. that aint no country ive ever heard of, do they
speak english in what?"
"what?"
"english motherfucker, do you speak it?"
"yes"
"then you understand what im saying?"
"yes"
"what does marcelus wallace look like?"
"what?"
"say what again. i dare you. i Double dare you
motherfucker. say what one more godamn time"
"ok ok, he's black... umm he's bald..."
"does he look like a bitch?"
"what?....::gunshot::AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"
"DOES he LOOK like a BITCH?"
"No"
"then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch?"
"no i didnt"
"yes you did, yes you did, see mr. wallace only likes to be
fucked like a bitch by mrs. wallace...... do you read the
Bible Chad?"
"yea"
"well theres a passage i memorized for situations like
this. Ezikeal 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man is
beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyrany of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of
charity and good will sheperds the weak through the valley
of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and a
finder of lost children. and I will strike down upon thee
with great vengance and furious anger, those who attempt to
poison and destroy my brothers. and you will know my name
is the Lord, when i lay my vengance upon thee"
"AHHHHHHH"
::NINE GUNSHOTS::




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