Julie

My Life In A Box
2003-03-23 17:12:19 (UTC)

Is That A Peice Of Your Kidney Hanging Out?

Preps, or "prepz". Interesting subject I might add. I came
across a prep website made by 2 preps and I saw a section
called "The New And ToTally YOU!!" I was like OK and went
to it. It said this:

*Hair straighteners work wonders. Plus, curly hair is so
old. Unless you use scrunching moose.
**It's always nice to have your nails a dark pink/plum-ish
looking color It goes with everything on any occasion.
***Put bronze colors on your cheeks for any type of skin.
It makes you appear darker with brighter eyes.
****one compound word: eyeliner.
*****blonde is for everyone.
******when you are sleepy, fall asleep in the sun
*******make effort to cleanse your face twice a day.
********Don't wear chippy looking nail polish.
*********Always blow-dry your hair, unless it makes your
hair frizzy.
**********silver jewelry looks good on everyone.
***********always smile
************keep your legs smooth wheather you are wearing
shorts or not
*************wear ankle bracelets
**************tanning also helps clear up your skin
***************always keep your teeth as white as possible
****************dont eat when you aren't hungry
*****************make an effort to have a healthy snack
atleast once a day
******************take naps when bored

I have ALOT to bitch about this. 1) I am obese and so is my
best friend Kaitlin 2) it's called an eating disorder, it's
exactly like being bulimic and/or anorexic to those dumbass
women in the oposite matter 3) BEATIFY TIPS? MY GOD, LIKE,
HOW EXTREMELY INCOHERENT!! I don't know what the eating
disorder for obese or to you preps or "prepz" it is called
FAT PEOPLE. But us "FAT PEOPLE" can't help how much we
weigh. We were either born with the horomones from our
parents (called genetics mind you) OR we were diagnosed
with some out of this world disease. It's not fair what
that 13 year old girl put on her site; and she's dating a
fucking 18 year old!! *whines* but I don't want to smile,
mommy dearest!! My "yellow" looking teeth might show!! But
look at hers, mommy dearest!! She has green fillings on her
molars to match her claws she glued onto her fingers that
have pukey green nail polish on them!!
*ahem* Moving on..
Preps are about the most pesimistic beings on this poor
planet. Even hearing the word makes me cringe like a
babboon's ass in south Alaska. This girl is the queen of
Prepness, Jordan, who is 13 and dates an 18 year old. And
it says on her site that they fuck all the time and nobody
cares!! GOD!! And I'm like, so totally scared because she
lives in Paducah, Kentucky. I'm not entirely sure how close
it is to Tompkinsville, but now I know some small town
trailer parks in Kentucky can be teenage wasteland for
whores. Preps overrate the idea of masturbating to one of
Justin Timberlake's crappy solo songs and painting their
nails to match their outfit. Rub your butt in front of the
mirror and smack your lips-dance around the house naked-and
roll around in that sticky sand located at Daytona Beach
with your favorite blue jeans on (yeah, I got this from
Sam)-and do all that other stuff. But never put those
things on your website, let alone spell it Beatify-you dumb
motherfuckers. Blonde is, like, so NOT for everyone. Until
next time, my little crackers-grab a Mello Yello and sit in
your favorite recliner!




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