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2003-03-20 09:04:30 (UTC)

Episode 2: The Dance, The Key, The Power

continued from last week...

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FLAMINGO MAN
and so the story begins...

Agent Dirto and Jo-Jo Mama start using their respective
weapons to show Dr. Wishass and Ecuador Boy that they mean
business. Agent Dirto immediately takes off his shirt and
dances spanish really really fast. The floor underneath
him starts smoking from the intense heat. He is now
surrounded in flames.

AGENT DIRTO
My flames of Nicaragua will get you los dios!

Meanwhile, Jo-Jo Mama unleashes her 80's synth pop beat
machine and begins spewing incessant lasers at Dr. Wishass
and Ecuador Boy.

JO JO MAMA
You guys are so lame!

DR WISHASS
(laughing)
your weapons are useless against my ass shield!

Dr. Wishass opens his 3/4 length cream GAP jacket and
takes out a mini ass sculpture. Suddenly it expands and
is see-through. He is surrounded by a force field shaped
like ass.

ECUADOR BOY
hey what about me Doctor?

DR. WISHASS
Im sorry Ecuador Boy, but my day job as journal writer can
only afford me one of these things.

Ecuador boy is saddened by this. He immediately takes out
his Instant Yellow Rice package and runs to Princess
Curdina's Rainbow microwave.

ECUADOR BOY
Oh crap you guys im on the atkins diet!

EVERYONE
AWWWWWWWW!

Ecuador boy returns to the side of Dr. Wishass.

FLAMINGO MAN
Give up now Dr. Wishass or face death. What shall it be?

DR WISHASS
I will never surrender!

FLAMINGO MAN
Agent Dirto use your flames now!

Agent Dirto dances quickly and flames start spewing from
his feet towards Dr. Wishass and Ecuador Boy. The flames
just reflect off of Dr. Wishass' force field. Ecuador
Boy, however, is hit by one of them.

ECUADOR BOY
Ow! you guys that totally hurt! like today is not a good
day!

Ecuador boy decides to use the Princess' cross trainer and
forgets about Dr. Wishass.

DR WISHASS
hahahhaha. your philandering ways are nothing compared to
my force field.

Suddenly, Dr. Wishass' field stops working.

DR WISHASS
I knew i should've bought the one that lasts ten minutes...

FLAMINGO MAN
Jo jo mama laser him quick!

Jo Jo Mama builds up an incredible New Order/Depeche Mode
mix that sends blue and purple lasers at Dr. Wishass. He
avoids all of them using his ass as a shield. Everyone is
surprised.

FLAMINGO MAN
What was that? How'd he do that?

JO JO MAMA
You guys are so lame!

DR. WISHASS
Remember, Flamingo Man, I have no ass. So i installed a
stainless steel super reinforced one that blocks
everything. Unfortunately, I can't have anal sex.

FLAMINGO MAN
Oh that so sucks!

DR. WISHASS
Yeah i know...but I give really good oral...

FLAMINGO MAN
really? hey maybe we should go out sometime?

DR. WISHASS
Yeah maybe...hey wait a minute...your seducing me with
your flamingo man seducing powers...

FLAMINGO MAN
So you really do have a brain...it makes me wanna kill you
that much more now...

Flamingo man and Dr. Wishass begin fighting one on one.
Flamingo man extends his legs and pounces on Dr. Wishass
who falls to the floor. He turns around and kicks
Flamingo Man in the crotch. Flamingo man falls to the
ground.

FLAMINGO MAN
Holy Phimosis!

Dr. Wishass gets up quickly and runs into the Giant Vagina
room where the princess is hiding invisibly. He is
looking for something. Flamingo man runs in after him,
along with Agent Dirto and Jo Jo Mama. Ecuador Boy is on
the crosstrainer sweating. He joins in after a couple of
seconds.

FLAMINGO MAN
What do you want Dr. Wishass?

DR. WISHASS
I want the...

Dr. Wishass' cell phone rings.

DR. WISHASS
Hello? Oh hey Mykerty! How are you? You guys its
Mykerty!

Everyone looks around confused.

DR. WISHASS
Mykerty? From the planet Forniangeles?

EVERYONE
OHHHH!!! HEY MYKERTY!

DR. WISHASS
Everyone says hi. So what's up?

While Dr. Wishass walks into the other room, the others
stand around looking at each other.

FLAMINGO MAN
So what do you guys wanna do?

AGENT DIRTO
Dance?

ECUADOR BOY
Kylie fischerspooner remix maybe?

EVERYONE
Yeah!

FLAMINGO MAN
Jo Jo Mama...hook us up yo!

JO JO MAMA
You guys are so lame!

Jo Jo Mama starts mixing the beats to Kylie Come into my
world fischerspooner remix. Flamingo Man, Ecuador Boy,
Agent Dirto, and Jo Jo Mama all start dancing.

ECUADOR BOY
Hey where's the princess?

PRINCESS CURDINA (off screen)
Right here baby!

Suddenly the Princess appears in a rainbow bra and yellow
underwear.

PRINCESS CURDINA
And look what I brought?

Princess curdina whips out a tray of Blueberry Muffins
with Cocaine Spinach Dip.

FLAMINGO MAN
Oh wicked girl!

PRINCESS CURDINA
I thought you guys would want some! Omg is this kylie?

AGENT DIRTO
Fischerspooner remix kylie senorita!

PRINCESS CURDINA
Great!

The princess starts doing her stephanie tanner backwards
dance, while Flamingo man grabs his leg and does the hop.
Agent dirto decides to dance on the princess' giant vagina
with no shirt and Jo Jo Mama dances by herself in a
corner. She is hoarding the Cocaine Spinach Dip.

PRINCESS CURDINA
Jo Jo Mama? I didn't know you were here!

JO JO MAMA
You guys are so lame!

PRINCESS CURDINA
Ecuador Boy...arent you not on our side?

ECUADOR BOY
Well I wasn't at first...but I am now!

Ecuador Boy high fives everyone and does the splits.
While Agent Dirto dances on the giant vagina, he notices
something shiny embedded in it. The curious latin bitch
he is, he pulls it out.

AGENT DIRTO
Look what I found amigos!

Everyone looks up at him and stops dancing. They all are
in shock.

PRINCESS CURDINA
NO!!! Agent dirto...thats the Selma key!

Suddenly Dr. Wishass whips his way into the room and
superjumps in the air and grabs the selma key from dirto's
hands.

DR. WISHASS
What I want...is this! The Selma key...its finally mine
all mine!

FLAMINGO MAN
GIVE THAT BACK!

Princess Curdina begins crying on the floor. Flamingo Man
runs towards Dr. Wishass to get the key, but Dr. Wishass
takes out his X5 detonator.

DR. WISHASS
Any closer and you all die!

FLAMINGO MAN
If you use that...I...I'm gonna...

DR. WISHASS
You're gonna what? With this key...I can take over the
universe!!!

He makes his way to the door.

DR.WISHASS
Let's go Ecuador Boy.

Ecuador Boy just stands there.

ECUADOR BOY
Im not with you anymore. Im good now.

DR. WISHASS
(laughing)
You were useless anyways! I have someone better now.

He opens the door and Mykerty is standing at the door.

DR. WISHASS
Mykerty, meet the gang.

Mykerty enters wearing an all black robe. He has a 4 foot
high sorcerers hat.

MYKERTY
With my powers, I can activate this key...

DR. WISHASS
...and I can take over the world.

They start laughing evil together. Mykerty grabs Dr.
Wishass' ass.

MYKERTY
Wow you really have no ass Dr. Wishass!

DR. WISHASS
I know...but with this key I can take over the world and
get butt implants!

They high five each other and leave.

Everyone looks around. They hear the princess crying in
the giant vagina room and go in to console her.

FLAMINGO MAN
Don't worry Princess...we'll get it back.

PRINCESS CURDINA
Im nothing without that key, flamingo man. All my
powers! All the people that will die!

FLAMINGO MAN
Agent Dirto, Jo Jo Mama, and Ecuador Boy. Scour this
place until you find anything that can help us track down
Dr. Wishass.

They all begin looking.

FLAMINGO MAN
Princess...your key will end up in your hands...I promise?

PRINCESS CURDINA
You Promise?

FLAMINGO MAN
Promise.

Suddenly Jo Jo Mama enters the room holding something.
She throws it to Flamingo man.

FLAMINGO MAN
OMG!! It's Dr. Wishass' cell phone. It must have fell
out of his pocket when he superjumped. Jo Jo mama good
work!

JO JO MAMA
You guys are so lame!

Flamingo man starts browsing through the phone.

FLAMINGO MAN
Well, everyone pack your bags, it seems I've found the
home address of a one Dr. Wishass!

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tune in next time for the continuing adventures of
flamingo man!


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