Julie

My Life In A Box
2003-03-17 22:07:48 (UTC)

Revenge of The Poo-Nanners.. and other trailer park stories

Have you ever been on a ferris wheel and out of the
corner of your eye you see a pair of peach balloons
floating on the ground? No, little Johnny, those aren't
peach balloons floating on the ground.. Those are boobs.
Don't worry, you'll learn about it sooner than later.
Just think, sitting in a classroom with only your sex and
you're watching a video about "Female Development"
Damien: WOW!! So that's what those damn things are!!
Well, you won't really know what they are when you see
them. There's alot of women walking around with fucking
beachballs stuffed into their Triple M size 67 bras.
Doesn't that hurt? I feel really sorry for the men you run
into everyday; you end up taking them home with you. Your
bra acts as a fish net!! Yipee!!
God knows how smelly your undersides get. You wouldn't
be able to stuff a wash cloth up under them and clean it
all out. Choke on your own boobs while you're sleeping. And
if you're Big Mama, think of the cheap silicone as a non-
absorbant snack.




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