Flamingo Man Episode 1: Who's Dancing Now Selma?
POW! BANG! POP! WHAH! AWAY!
Once upon a time, in a world far, far, a gay...
Who's Dancing Now Selma?
The universe is in chaos. The Republic of Fag-Hags have
had enough of the evil Dr. Wishass and his assless ways.
They have begun a revolution. Led by the magical Princess
Curdina and her fag followers, she has started to invade
the planet of Boobsweat, the home of Dr. Wishass. His
evil sidekick, Ecuador Boy, has amassed a following of
14.5 troops in a vain attempt at showing his master, Dr.
Wishass, his appreciation for him and their cause.
Meanwhile, on the planet Pinknut, Flamingo Man has been
contacted by Princess Curdina to protect her from Dr.
Wishass and Ecuador Boy and their 14.5 troops. Flamingo
Man has agreed to help the Princess in exchange for a back
hair clipping and a night out at Spring Rolls for noodles.
Flamingo Man avenges the death of his boy toy,
Sanchezmeister, who was ripped off his ass and left to
bleed to death by Dr. Wishass. Ecuador Boy did not
participate in this killing. He was busy making yellow
Flamingo Man is on his way to visit Princess Curdina.
INT. PRINCESS CURDINA'S WORKOUT ROOM - MORNING
As Flamingo Man enters the Princess' workout room, he is
awashed in the Princess' sweat as she is running on her
rainbow treadmill and sweat droplets are flying across the
room. He is not amused.
Princess, I am here for you.
Ya, Ya, um...do I look fat?
Well, not really, except there is peanut butter smeared
all over your face.
Oh no that's not peanut butter, that's the semen from my
little fag boy, Peanutty. His semen is made of peanut
lets get down to business. we need to stop dr. wishass
and ecuador boy. they want to rid my fags of all their
so i've heard. I am at your service Princess.
good to hear flamingo man.
Princess curdina gets off the treadmill and waves her hand
in the air. 6 towels come flying to her and they dry her
off. she sits in her rainbow plush 12 foot chair.
i am sorry to hear about your loss.
oh. (pauses) thank you.
this must make it hard for you. but its personal now. you
must rid the universe of dr. wishass and ecuador boy.
we're counting on you.
im flying to his planet today. i will need an army of
i have amassed a fag force of 34,765 fags for you. they
are all buff and in rainbow thongs. together they can
dance in a huge force and shake dr. wishass and his fiends
I am sorry i cannot be of service. my hepatitis is acting
don't worry princess.
Suddenly, the door swings open and DR. WISHASS and ECUADOR
BOY enter the room with giant saws shaped like penises.
The time has come, FLAMINGO MAN!
Just give up now Flamingo fag. Or i'll cut your ass off.
Ecuador boy turns his saw on.
(to the princess)
Princess Curdina runs into the giant vagina room and uses
her invisible potion to make herself invisible. Flamingo
man turns to face Ecuador Boy and Dr. Wishass.
Ha! Two against three. You'll never win.
There's only one of you flamingo man.
Or so you think!
Flamingo man dives into his pockets and takes out two
golden balls. He throws them on the floor and they both
explode in a billow of smoke. The smoke clears and
standing there are AGENT DIRTO and JO-JO-MAMA.
And so the story begins...
Tune in next week for the continuing adventures of