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Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a
day no wonder we're so unhappy...
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need
some silliness to break up the day.
Follow the instructions below to find your new name. The
following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants"
by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to
assume new names.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your
New first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts.
Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your life.
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