Shara D

Simply Shara
2003-03-14 02:50:00 (UTC)

WELCOME BACK

to the sort of journal entry you are accustomed to reading
by me, the sort that makes you scratch your head, wonder if
I've gone insane, and then suddenly--inexplicably--have the
intense desire to make sweet, sweet love to me under the
monkey bars.

Is it just me, or do you want to rip Renee Zelwigger's
stupid lips right off her face? It's just me? Oh, okay.

Well uh, only hours now till I'm off to play with the
monkeys. It hasn't hit me yet. It probably won't until I
get off the plane and see some banana trees. If I don't
come back guys, you know where to find me. In Belize, in a
banana tree, eating bananas, playing with monkeys. And
don't try to find me and bring me back. That is, unless
you like rotted banana and monkey urine showers :P

So last week end when I was taking picture of those high
school girls, I went to sit down on a seat to get a better
angle and accidentally sat down right on the arm of the
chair. Ouch. At least I'm not a man. But anyway, now I
have a bruise that is not going away an it looks like an
accident due to some kind of sexual mishap or something.

I'm in much higher spirits today. This week was a rough
one in so many ways. I got my grant application over with
FINALLY...so now the whole thing is out of my hands. And
if the Arts Council doesn't give me the grant to put on the
concert, then I might just have to organize a little
protest. I'll have a whole bunch of people standing around
with signs that say RAP SUCKS and everyone will just be
confused and it will be great. I'll also probably burn my
bra just for the hell of it. Do you know that the year
after I graduated there was really a rumor going around my
high school that I went to canada to protest wearing
bras?! My sister says she didn't have anything to do with
it, but it has Nikki written aaaaaaall over it. Like when
we moved to Newton and she told all the boys in our
neighborhood that I was a lesbian so they'd like her and
not me :( Although I have a feeling her gigantic breasts
would have taken care of that one.

AHHHHHH Will Ferrell is hosting the David Letterman Show
tonight!!! That man was sent to this earth to entertain
me. Alright, I'm outtie.

Many kisses,

shara-toca-la-guitara




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