nin137

Nick's Journal
2003-03-13 18:50:28 (UTC)

Girls gone wild

yeah yeah, it's so great i know. girls showing their big
(or not so big) ole titties. nothing but titties flop
flopping in the breeze. you know what's really great
about them? these are normal titties, from normal girls.
now what the hell does that mean? just cos they're not on
hustler they're normal?
i'll tell ya what, it's 70 degrees out and none of the
normal girls around here have knocked my glasses off with
their titties......maybe i'm just not looking in the right
places.
what i really like is that panama city beach is trying
to "crack down" on this. yeah right. as if cops aren't
hated enough, just imagine one of them
say, "ma'am....ma'am, could you please put that shirt back
over your big ole titties and take them out of that guys
face. yes your clitoris too, ok, thank you." i mean
seriously if anything the cops are gonna say, "how much of
my night stick can you deep throat?"
now feminazis and the like say it's degrading and
disrespectful. yeah that's if the participants didn't do
everything of their own volition. sure they're fucking
plastered but hey, if i had a dime for every time i had my
dick flapping in the breeze after i've had 2 beers i'd
probably move into the mansion next to the guy that
created these videos.
what i really love is the look on the girls faces, there
are basically two types. the completely glazed over look
like a dead antelope facial expression. an expression
where you know she could be doing anything right now and
not care about it. i feel kind of sorry for them cos i'm
sure when they see themselves they're probably
like.............shit........ the second kind are the
kind i don't get. they have this look of brilliant glee,
as if they had just gotten into harvard or yale. as if
taking an entrance exam pales into comparison with pulling
up your shirt and putting it over your head.
now the other part of the videos (the part i try to
ignore) are the guys aroudn the girls. they all look so
fucking happy. sure that's fine i mean titties banging
around is a good reason to be happy, however what i dont'
understand is that apparently none of them are WITH the
girl. i figure this because if any of the guys were in a
relationship with the slut in the spotlight, he'd look
pretty glum. i mean he's already seen them and he's
worked hard to see them, now all of a sudden all these
other schmucks (not to mention half of america and all of
the china) now get to see them too. it's sorta like
building your own dildo then finally getting the pleasure
of using it, only to find out that your next door neighbor
got hers for free.
you know what i'd like to see? african girls gone wild.
that'd be pretty lame. they're always walking around with
their titties hanging out (usually they're tripping over
them).
anyhow, i can't imagine paying to watch that stuff, but
apparently it works.