Gay Guy juggles his life struggles.
been a while... General musings and thoughts. poetry?
I might be declaring bankruptcy soon. It depends on whether
the insurance covers my accident.
It occurred to me today that happiness is a LOT of work.
Shouldn't it be a lot easier to achieve?
A BIRD LIT UPON MY SHOULDER TODAY,
A LITTLE BLUE BIRD OF UNCERTAIN REPUTE,
HE SAID, MY DEAR, I THINK YOU'RE GAY,
A FACT WHICH i DID NOT DISPUTE,
I DID INFORM HIM IT WASN'T PC,
TO JUST GO UP TO A FAG AND POINT THIS OUT,
TO WHICH HE FLEW UP STARTLED AND SAID TO ME,
YOU FUCK MEN? LOUD AND WITH A SHOUT,
I'M THE BIRD OF HAPPINESS, YOU LITTLE PRICK,
I MEANT GAY AS IN HAPPY,
NOT THAT YOU LIKE DICK,
NOW SINCE I KNOW THAT YOU ARE CRAPPY,
HE TOOK A SHIT ON MY HEAD AND FLEW AWAY.
i guess i'm in a bit of a cynic and a tad sarcastic today,
but what the hell, i've worked hard to become so. besides,
cynicism and sarcasm beat depression and gloom any day in