The Diary of Me
This is my theory
Well this is my theory on why the 2 humans (or maybe not)
fell out with each other:
Well one day there was a krissie.
And another, over a year of days later, there was an Alyssa
And the Krissie and the Alyssa were friends, then SOMETHING
happened!!!!! It all started on that very special day
called PANCAKE DAY!!! Well, this is draggin on a bit so
ill just erm...quicken it up a bit!?
Well the Angela and the Krissie came to the Alyssa's house
and they all had a flour fight and made pancakes,
then....wait...WHAT THE F**K HAS THIS GOT TO DO WITH
OKay well, The Alyssa was worried about the Krissie,
because the Krissie had been seeming pretty depressed
recently, so the very naughty Alyssa, READ THE KRISSIE'S
DIARY!!!! (SHOCKING I KNOW) Well, later on, for some
unknown reason, the krissie fell out with the Alyssa! Well,
the Alyssa was upset (Boo Hoo!) and told...THE MUMMY!!!
And...THE MUMMY!!!! asked why. And the alyssa sed she wsnt
sure but she had an idea, and told the story of getting
worried and reading the diary. Well, the Alyssa told...THE
MUMMY!!!!! that she thought Krissie was upset about her dad
and NOTHING ( GET IT N-O-T-H-I-N-G!?) else. Well,
then...THE MUMMY!!!! said, oh you'll make m8s l8r and told
the alyssa off for readin sum1 else's diary...and then the
Alyssa went a and writted in her diary. Well, the nxt
thing the alyssa knew, was wen she next logged on to her
very hi tech computer with CHAT (SHOCK) called MSN, a girl
started having a go at her, sayin why did u tell...THE
MUMMY!! what Krissie had wrote in her
diary............WEEEELLL... (read this slow or u wont
Apparently, The Krissie fell out with the Alyssa for
reading the krissie's diary and not telling the krissie.
The Krissie found this out by reading the Alyssa's diary
and not telling her, but the alyssa found out from someone
else!!! ?????????????????????????Now, answer this for
me....DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE AT
ALL??????????!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! In case u don't
understand, ill say it agen but clearer...
1. The Alyssa red the Krissie's diary.
2. The Krissie red the Alyssa's diary.
4. The Alyssa red the Krissie's diary without tellin the
5.The Krissie red the alyssa's diary without telling the
6. The krissie fel out with the alyssa for reading her
diary and not telling her.
7. The Alyssa sat there thinking , what the f**k!!!!!???
Well, there ya go, the story of the humans (or not) from
what i hav been told. AND another thing, i was about to
tell krissie i had red her diary and ask her what was
rong....WEN...she fell out with me!!!!!!!! AND apparently I
am the one who shud b blamd for all this, which i dunt
think is fair!!! So, THE TERRIBLE END!!!!!!!!!!!!
OR IS IT................DUM DUM DUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, another thing, apparently the alyssa give the krissie her
address to her diary but SHE DIDNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Well IF YOU CAN
ACTUALL UNDERSTAND AAAAAAAAAAAANYTHING IM ON ABOUT, REPLY, LOL. OH
YEAH, and the alysa got the krissie's name woah long story, i was
worried blah blah blah....and i had nooooooo idea wot her thingy was
so i tried www.livejournal.com/users/krissie1234uk25 balh blah
then .... then.....then ...then i membad krissie used 2 use this
other 1 (i cant tell ya cuz ill get in truble 4 dat,....) so i red
the l8st long entry and ....yea thats how i got it....
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