Mallori*

My *Daily* Nightmare...
2003-03-10 23:56:49 (UTC)

2 days with Lindsey?...

Hey folks! its Monday, March 10th, and i just got home..
its like 5:30.. and ive been with my friend lindsay since
saturday... what a crazy 2 days...

Saturday::
Well, ok, the plan was to goto this spring break kick off
party, that was supposed to be prety bas ass.. ok.. so we
go. and we find our friend Caroline lying in the grass
fucked up.. like.. i mean FUCKED up.. and bummin cigarettes
off all of us. so we hang out with her and then i find my
old friend Alex (havnt seen him since december on my
birthday) and his friend JT there. so i chill with them..
and the plan was.. Me and Lindsey were supposed to meet up
with some friends from highland park, Bo and Chris. well,
they were supposed to come up there and meet us,, but they
call 20 minutes after being late, and they say.."well, we
have a flat... so0o.. dont think we can come.. sorry" so,
we call Mark over (this guy we know from Lindseys school)
and he takes us to bo and chris, who have gotten a flat
walking distance from linsdeys house. So, they call triple
a, and we wait in his van for a good hour. Doing absoutly
nothing. and then they finally get there. So, chris me and
Lindsey climb this random persons tree (bc were broken down
in their driveway, at 11:00) and i get out and walk over to
talk to Bo. Now, Bo is VERY anti-social. and doesnt really
talk to you if he doesnt know you... but i was tring to be
nice and carry on a convo. So, first time i actually speak
to this kid. and i ask him a simple question, "what did
you hit? do u know?" bc this gash in the tire was huge. He
looks down, and says, immeditly "YOUR MOM." now.. i like,
laugh so hard im about to piss my pants.. A.) bc that is
the LAMEST come back ive ever heard.. B.) its like, 3 years
old.. and C.) this kid never talks, much less insults
someone.. So. Im craking up, he starts laughing (im
assuming at his own stupidity) and its all good. So we get
the van fixed and we decide to drive to Lindseys
neighborhood and chill in the park there. So, we park on
this REALLY long street, like, 2 miles away from the park,
bc lindsey and bo wanted "alone time".. and ACTUALLY
expected me and chris to just leave.. whillingly.. haha..
not going to happen.. espically when they were giving me
shit all night.. so.. me and chris stand around.. just to
make them nervous. until finally we all go walking to the
park. Well, we get to the park, and we stay there for a
good hour, and make like, 5647038563 your mom jokes.. (for
example, i was saying "wow, thats a pretty house.." bc
these houses are breath takeing..and bo says "your moms a
pretty house.." ) and walk back.. acting TOTALLY fucked
up.. it was kinda wet out side bc of the dew.. *it was
like.. 1 am..* and me and bo started sliding on the
grass... eventually falling on the street and cracking our
heads open.. and we do the most random off the wall shit as
humanly possible. So, we get 10 feet from the Van, and the
boys randomly decide to "pose gayly", so bo picks flowers
and poses with his hands in his pants. stareing at chris,
and they both have their shirts behind their heads, so they
look really really ..... well... "great?" so we take like.
34 black mail pictures.. and load up in Bos van.. WELLL>> i
accidently take a pic in the van.. and it flashes. no big
deal. 5 seconds later, Bo screams.. "IM BLIND" and starts
swerving the van from side to side.. makin me fly off the
back seat *which doesnt have anyseat belts* and land on the
bottom of the van *bc the took out the 2nd row of seats*
and so im hurting.. badly.. and sit back up.. and think im
ok.. well. he slams on his breaks. and says "ok we have to
check all the mirrors, seat belts, lights on.." and all
this great stuff.. and he happiply throws me about the van.
yeah. then backs up about a mile. so he can repeat this
process for 45 minutes. i have bad head injuries. so, in
the 5 minute drive it SHOULDVE taken us to get back to her
place.. it took 2 hours. yes. it was very very painful.

Sunday::
well.. since ^^^^^ kept going early into sundays morning..
we didnt do much. we slept till like, 2. and sat around.
well. .we dicided we wanted sushi and walked to this place
called Jap~On near her house. Well.. heaven forbid, it was
kareokie night. well.. she makes me sing one song.. and it
leads to 32. were there 45 minutes after closing, just to
amuse the waiters and manager... they wnated us to come
back today and next week as the entertainment.. i guess bc
we never actually "sang".. but cracked jokes about the
movies that come on with the words. and always said crap
about people in the resturant.. *thank god for cordless
mics*.. im surprised they didnt kick us out when they had
the chance. So a 30 minute sushi run lasted.. 3 hours...
*sigh*..

Monday::
well.. i had to come home early today.. bc i have a date
tonight *woo!*.. well... not really a DATE date.. but my
friend Kristen decided itd be fun to hook me up with her ex
Sean.. while she dated his cousin..Corey... Cody..
something like this. *still tring to figure that one
out..the whole.. ex's cousin thing..* so.. yeah. but in
the time i was still there.. we got drunk.. and i guess i
washed my face a good 5 times as she told me... and i
watched cartoon network with her little brother for another
hour.. lol. what a cute kid. well.. i better go get ready
for this "dinner movie date thingy-ma-bob?" .. ill let you
know how it goes. Maybe to you this weekend didnt sound to
event full.. but i didnt tell you about mallori and Bos
online drawnings. i figued id save you the trouble on this
one. haha. Well.. until next time.. Much love!
Mallori*




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