JohndusRocksTheUkulele

The World According to Johndus
2003-03-06 00:23:50 (UTC)

Why Can't People Melt Like Snow?

I'm so sick of Winter. This horrible weather makes a zombie
out of everyone. If you also noticed, I'm also a cranky son
of a bitch in the winter. Why you ask? Simple. I hate snow,
and I hate people.
I don't just get cabin fever this time of the year...I
get a fucking disorder! I can't stand being confined here 5
months out of the year. I like it when I can walk wherever
I want without freezing my ass off.
I hate snow. Sure, it's "cute" when it falls the first
time in early December, but after that, i detest it. The
more snow we get, the more they don't plow..haha. I swear,
those morons for the township are the worst at plowing.
I hate the frigid temeratures out there. I wish i was on
a river tossing flies and catching big fat brown trout.
Hell, i'd even settle for just a nice springtime 10 mile
trek on my bike.
I don't know what it is about winter, but it turns me
into a fowl person. I go crazy. I never do anything. I
think think the cold weather freezes off the part of my
brain that makes me nice. Well not really, I think it's a
combination of frustration and anticipation.
Wow, I really envy thos jerks in California. Well, sort
of. At least they don't have to put up with old man winter
blowing his load all over Altoona everyday.
I think that we should cryogenically freeze some
annoying people and watch them melt with the thaw. Maybe if
we're lucky, they'll find their way in the Mississippi
River and end up in Texas. Dumbasses.




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