dancedancerevolucion

Pret-a-Porter
2003-03-03 08:59:16 (UTC)

Ooh la la...is that a cock?

Well hidey hooo kids its been a while since you last read
my brain so im here to tell you that...erm...uh...i'm
still here yeah...so on to my weekend...

it sucked balls...

great so i know everyone is dying to know who exactly
chris sanchez is and frankly so do I!...he's my new
internet boyfriend whom i never spoke to ever but hes cute
and spanish and is a film major with good taste in
movies...

did you say hes a spanish film major renzo? i sure did
jann...

but what happened to Jason renzo? well, jann, lets say
hes nice and all but a little too weird i think for
me...not weird like rob weird with no eyebrows and an
altar in his room, no (laughs) not like that silly...hes
nice and dweeby cute (alex's terminology) but i believe he
might be a little too pretentious and artsy if you know
what i mean...he hasn't mastered the balancing act which i
so masterfully perfected jann...between artsy and total
mainstream diva

but didn't you want a nerdy artsy boyfriend renzo? i sure
did jann but apparently hes not the one...i think we can
be friends...because i won't have sex with him...

is it true that you got a $20 dollar ticket outside his
house? you bet jann...excuse me while i barf in anger...
(wipes mouth) thanks

is there any reason you just got barf on me? oops sorry
jann my bad (grins)

is it also true that alex from russia sent you a message
on msn then proceeded to block you before you could
message him back? this is also true jann...apparently
russian people are fucked all around...no more russians
for me...(laughs) ooh jann your funny tonight

is it true that you still haven't visited a doctor to take
care of your phimosis? also true

when will you be engaging in casual sex again? prolly very
soon...wednesday maybe?

is it also true that rory, alex's friend, has an ass three
times the size of texas? well, jann, i'd rate it about
2.5 times the size...his straight friend drew, however,
had an ass 8.4 times the size of brazil

when will you be writing in your diary again renzo? prolly
in a couple of days...

hey jann can i ask you a question? sure renzo...

will you lick my balls? most definitely...

(grins) thanks jann...lets go shopping later ok? deal
hun...now let me start licking those balls...

go right ahead! im just gonna start...oh start...ahhh
ooohhh oh yeah jann ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh ah ah ah ah kylie
fischerspooner!!!

(orgasms)

thanks jann...

love renzo

p.s. if interested in jann, please e-mail her at
[email protected] only $40 a blow!


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