csadler

people say you look like mc hammer on crack humpty...

i woke up in a really good mood today and you know why that
was...because i'm back on diet pepsi...yep it lasted less
than 24 hours...good for me and my no willpower. i woke up
because i am still in stitches from this website

http://www.thespark.com/science/fat/day0.html

honestly, check it out and read through it...it is friggin
hilarious. and as for the title, i was driving in to work
with vicki yesterday and she had this remix on of "humpty
dance" by digital underground and "humpty hump/shock g"
(when i was a kid no one had ever seen them together and
they thought that humpty was an alter ego but i'll digress)
starts going into his description of his dance...

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First I limp to the side like my legs was broken
shakin' & twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
crazy wack funky

and then the next lyric may be the greatest lyric in the
history of rap...

people say "You look like MC Hammer on crack Humpty!"
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but no...they bleeped it out...i guess in the new millenium
you can't either a) make fun of MC hammer:p or b) use the
word crack...it makes no sense...i'm gonna go download some
old songs from when i was a kid..."Gas Face", "Humpty
Dance", get the whole Rap Traxx collection :)

Craig