HeyDooder

GayDood
2003-02-21 21:48:09 (UTC)

Damned by yet another Survey

Someone was bored...
She did a survey...
I saw the survey...
I NEEDED to do it!

(please keep in mind, my day has so far been a living hell,
and I'm weary and my brain is fried...my answers are brief)

1. What's the third letter in your name? D
2. What's the worst band you ever saw live? I never saw a
bad band live
3. What's on your feet right now? Black leather lace-up
boots that nearly come up to my knees
4. Brady Bunch or Partridge Family? Patridge Bunch of Brady
Families
5. Batman or Superman? Batman
6. Elvis or James Brown? Younger James Brown
7. Beatles or Rolling Stones? Stones
8. How tall are you? 6’1 and ¾ “
9. How many times did you sneeze today? I don’t think any
10. How do you do? With as few steps as possible
11. Will you have kids? Hopefully not today. I have a
rather busy schedule
12. Will you enjoy the company of someone much older than
you? Most likely, when I’m much older
13. When you look at yourself in the mirror, you
say...? “Good morning, you Raging Sex Machine!”
14. If you were a cartoon character, what would be your
never-changing outfit? Something a cross between Anime and
a Mortal Kombat uniform
15. Where were your parents born? Somewhere in New Jersey
16. How many kids do you want? Depends on if I’m at home or
going shopping
17. Type of music you dislike most? Hip-hop…too much hype
18. Are you registered to vote? yes
19. Do you have cable?yes
20. Ever get a parking ticket? What? Just one?
21. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? absolutely
22. Furthest place you ever traveled? Belize
23. Do you have a garden? no
24. What's your favorite comic strip? Calvin & Hobbes
25. Do you really know all the words to your national
anthem? (singing in head)…yes
26. Bath or Shower, morning or night? Either shower in
morning or bath at night
27. Best movie you've seen in the past month? The Others
28. Chips or popcorn? no
29. Orange Juice or apple? both
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? last Summer
31. Have you ever won a trophy? A few
32. Are you a good cook? A wonderful cook
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? Yes, but it’s not
a pretty sight
34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? no
35. Sprite or 7-up? No carbonated beverages
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? no
37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? I think either
condoms or colored hair gel
38. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
Do I need to be asked? True love, of course!
39. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes, but I’ve
never seen it
40. Can ex's be friends? No. They always want to keep
having sex with you
41. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? Yes,
but once it fell out, people began to think I was human.
42. What message is on your answering machine? Basic “Not
home-leave message”
43. What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live
Character? I don’t have one
44. What was the name of your first pet? Chips
45. What is in your purse? I don’t own a purse
46. Favorite thing to do before bedtime? jerk off
47. What is one thing you are grateful for today? The
ability to jerk off
48. What kind of mood are you in right now? I feel like
jerking off
49. Whats your favorite kind of bagel, and what do you put
on it? ( I know what you think I’ll say) Onion bagel with
Chive cream cheese
50. If all but one color of m&ms were being discontinued,
what color would you choose for them to keep making? I
honestly wouldn’t care, since I don’t eat M&Ms
51. Do you like dippin' dots ice cream? I’d sooner gauge
out my esophagus with the little wooden spoon
52. What amusement parks have you been to? A whole bunch
53. What museums have you visited? A whole bunch
54. Have you ever been to a concert? A whole bunch
55. Have you ever met someone famous? A whole bunch
56. What do you collect? Nothing particular
57. Do you own any band t-shirts? no
58. What's your favorite eminem song? The one where his
daughter sings “I think my dad’s gone crazy!”
59. Whats your favorite board game? Clue
60. Do you ever hug people? All the time
61. What color are your nails painted? They’re not
62. Are you wearing any makeup? nope
63. Do you like simple plan? The band is okay
64. Have you ever heard dreamstreet? Yes, and my nephew
sang a song by them in a talent show
65. What CD is in your cd player? Jason Mraz….umm, his only
CD, but I don’t know the name
66. Whats your favorite video game system? Super Nintendo…
can you tell the last time I played a video game?
67. How many MP3's do you have? Probably none. What’s an
MP3?
68. When you go to mcdonalds what do you usually order? I
NEVER go to McDonald’s. I prefer food that’s made out of…
well, FOOD!
69. What was the last thing you bought? Lunch yesterday
70. What's your favorite quote? “A hard man is good to
find” ~Mae West
71. Do you have any chinese neighbors? no
72. Do you actually make your bed every morning? I don’t
EVER make my bed
73. What time did you go to bed last night & wake up today?
Went to bed at 2 am, woke up at 6 am
74. Turn on the TV...whats the first thing you see? There
is no TV here
75. What was your favorite class this past year? I had no
classes this past year
76. How did 9-11 effect you? If a question as stupid and
removed from human feelings needs to be put into a survey,
then you obviously were NOT directly affected…let’s move on
77. Can you tap dance? no
78. Aren't guinea pigs cute? Awe! The little dears!…kind
of…
79. What's on your bedroom walls? Dried, pressed leaves
80. When was the last time you got hurt? I tripped over a
chair about an hour ago
81. Do you have an accent of any type? Not real
82. What flavor tic-tac do you like? All kinds, especially
orange…do they make them anymore?
83. Do you have a deadjournal? Yes, it roams my house at
night looking for brains to eat.
84. Do you have a livejournal? yes
85. Do you take any daily medication? Yuck! No way!
86. Do you like your picture taken? Love it
87. What's your favorite thing to do on a saturday night?
Have sex
88. What does your favorite pair of shoes look like?
Copper and black platform shoes
89. How old were you when you bought your first bra? I was
three…about as believable as me actually buying a bra!
90. Did you ever have a pet goldfish? yes
91. What happened to the goldfish? The all got diseased and
died
92. Have you ever played with a ouija board? One does not
PLAY with a Ouija board as if it were a toy
93. Whens the last time you pulled an all-nighter? The last
tiem I had sex
94. What was your favorite gift on your last birthday? sex
95. Whats your favorite arcade game? Ms. Pacman
96. Youre making a movie of your life, who’s in it? This is
a WHOLE other entry in itself!
97. If you were famous, what would be your stage name? The
same as my REAL name
98. Do you support eminem? Of course
99. Who is your best friend? Trish
100. Who's the last person you kissed? NO comment
101. Do you have alot of pictures from when you were
younger? A ton of them
102. Chocolate or Potato chips? chocolate
103. What's your favorite snack? Either men or Stove Top
Stuffing…let’s put THAT on a commercial
104. What's the last restaurant you ate at? L’annan last
Thursday…was it Thursday? No, SATURDAY!
105. Have you ever laughed at someone who got hurt? All the
time
106. Have you ever broken any bones? Not my own
107. Whats the last book you read? The Carnivorous Carnival
from the Series of Unfortunate Events
108. Have you ever driven before? Driven who?
109. What were you wearing on the first day of school? I
can’t remember!
110. Who's your worst enemy? Ech! No comment
111. Do any of your friends do X? no, they all have better
things to do
112. Do you have a CD Burner? yes
113. have you ever played The Sims? Yeah, I have my own all-
gay neighborhood too
114. You can get rid of one Nickelodeon cartoon, what is
it? RUGRATS! I loathe that show!
115. Do you like fire? Love fire
116. Do you sleep with a nightlight? I sure as all hells do!
117. Who’s the last person who spent the night at your
house? NO comment
118. Whos house did you last spend the night at? Can we
stop talking about sex?
119. Do you like kittie? This question is one I think I
don’t even want to touch…
120. Do you know how to make graphics? yes
121. what's the last over the counter you took? and why?
Calamine lotion for poison ivy
122. What's the last movie you saw? Run Lola Run
123. Last magazine you read? People
124. Are you waiting for anything? A miracle!
125. What do you do when you're nervous? Bite my nails and
act serious
126. Do you own a visor? Only attached to my car
127. Do you like hooded sweatshirts? I don’t even like any
sweatshirts
128. What does your favorite jacket look like? Fuzzy
sheep’s wool from GUESS
129. What's normally in your backpack? I don’t have a
backpack
130. Are you neat or messy? VERY messy
131. What's in your pocketbook? I still don’t have that
pocketbook
132. How old were you when you started wearing makeup? I
never did
133. At what age did you stop playing barbies? Heh, heh…
this could be a WHOLE entry combined with #115…Do I like
fire?
134. If you were offered one outfit/costume from a music
video, what yould you pick? Tom Petty’s Mad Hatter costume
in “Don’t Come Around Here No More”
135. If you were given a house from a movie, what house
would you want? The haunted mansion from “The Haunting”
136. You just broke your leg, who are the first ten people
who would sign your cast (not family)? Probably the first
ten people (friend or stranger) I encountered
137. What's something about you not alot of people know?
Everyone knows everything
138. What's your favorite show on nickelodeon? Dexter’s
Laboratory
139. You have been granted one wish...what is it? That good
guys end up happy
140. whats your favorite hairstyle? My own
141. Are you religious? No, but I AM spiritual
142. You see a baby turtle, and his shell is cracked, what
do you do? Another entry on “Proper Care of Infant Wildlife”
143. What song makes you cry? None usually
144. Do you cry while watching movies often? I even cry at
Campbell’s Soup commercials
145. Do you fears change? Never…they’re always the same
146. Do you like dancing? LOVE dancing
147. What's your biggest flaw? I’m too defensive
148. Has anyone ever told you that you resemble someone
famous? Yeah…Peter Pan
149. When was the last time you had a stomachache? Can’t
remember…maybe I was nine
150. What version of AOL do you use? I don’t use AOL
151. What does your desktop look like? It has a pic of
Legolas, of course!
152. Do you play any online games? no
153. What did you do today? Worked my ass off!





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