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The World According to Johndus
2003-02-20 00:18:14 (UTC)

Michael Jackson Is SCARY

Ever since I was a little boy, I've been scared of two
things: 1) pinwheels, and 2) Michael Jackson.
Sure, as I grew older, i conquered my fear of pinwheels.
But I'm still, to this day, scared of Michael Jackson. Can
you blame me? From his weird Peter Pan lifestyle to his
love for children, he is one weird son of a bitch. Call him
whatever you want: Psycho, nutcase, crackball, freak,
crazy, a section 8...you can pretty much describe him.
Perhaps I'm a little abrasive towards him, but I'm
sorry, HE SCARES ME!
I unfortunately caught a bit of his interview thing on
ABC. I really feel bad for that guy who had to interview
him. After watching it, there's a few things that puzzle me
about him:

1.) Why the hell does a 45 year old have an amusement park
for himself?

2a.) Why would you always have kids over when you already
have a few?
2b.) Why would, (when you have like 20 bedrooms), sleep on
the floor with kids in you room?

3. Isn't one nose-job enough? Personally, I never thought
it looked bad. When you have a plethora of money and power,
I guess you can do whatever you want to.

4. Why the hell would you hang your kid over a balcony, and
then admit to always being faithful, safe, and caring to
your children?'

5. Finally, Isn't it kinda odd that he has to have another
special (this time on fox) to explain the last one?

The man is a walking smoking gun. He's so guilty it must
hurt him. I hope that one day, I can look at pinwheels and
Michael Jackson and not cringe. Until then, I'm going to
hide under the bed.




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