Queen K

The World of Kelly
2003-02-19 05:19:57 (UTC)

Midgets, Albinos and Amish, o my

I am weird. I have no idea how I got this way. I've been
like this for as long as I can remember. In elementary
school I defined the group of people that I associated with
as the weird ones. I thought of it this way up until high
school when I started to realize that I'm also childish as
well. And I have a really annoying laugh, sometimes its a
scream and sometimes its a squeal, and sometimes totally
differant. But I can't help it, I like it! I am obsesed
with midgets. Midgets are awesome. They're small and
frolic around and would make very good pets. Albino people
are also cool. They have red eyes, pale skin and white
hair. How cool is that? I passed an albino girl on the
street once, coolest thing in the world. Maybe I'm not as
weird as I am mean, haha! I think Amish people are the
coolest of these three groups. I recently completed a
1,000 piece puzzle of Amish people with a horse in a
field. They live in Amish country and make all their own
stuff, awesome! But what creature is better than all three
of these? An albino amish midget! Duh! Heres a bunch of
other stuff that is just so cool I can't even explain (and
I am obsesed with):

1. CATS!
2. Michael Jackson
3. olives
4. cult movies
5. cookie dough
6. Mr. T
7. doritos
8. ramen
9. spider solitaire and snood
10. mullets!!! duh!!!




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