The Crazy World of Kristipants
The other day I was talking to an 8-year-old about his
forgetting to take his Concerta. He stopped me mid-
conversation to ask if I was married. Typical enough
question. I said no. He looked me in the eye and told me
I never would get married. Flaberghasted I asked why and
he replied, "You know why - because you're too scared.
Some people never get married because they're too
How did he know?
I told me sister and she said she was sorry I was teaching
little 8-year-old mind readers.